Anna 🥂

Entrepreneur/ Local Comedian

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

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[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

I’m sorry, BUT WHY THE FUCK!!!!!!!! are we charging $3.99 to rent a movie that came out in 1989?? That’s like $11 fucking dollars with inflation and you’re telling me I only have 48 hours to watch it? Okay 🤗 what a SICK fucking greed controlled demon world we live in.

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

I live in a constant state of pre nut confusion

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

Can u imagine being the biggest celeb at one point in your life and then just like only booking T-Mobile and airline commercials?
I feel like u GOTTA know ur time is over
I would spiral
But even WORSE: being hired to film a shitty app ad to people already playing a shitty app

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

I would fuck the sorting hat probably

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

Brb crying to Cat’s Cradle be there soon

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

DIY labiaplasty

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

Thinking about the time I got into a car accident with The Box playing

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

Do North Koreans eat pussy

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

My favorite extreme sport is freebasing

[#2 hater @memeilyforever]

me walking out of gamestop with a 3ds in my mouth

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

@ArchilMegillah This SCREAMS “I just watched Wreck It Ralph 2 Ralph breaks the internet” 😒🙄

[Steph ⚡️ @Steph98xxx]

ELSA ZEPEDA from Chico loves to beat on women MUCH smaller than her and pray on underaged girls

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

2 maidens 1 chalice

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why wasn’t this in the Elvis movie

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

Pregaming the DMV

[Anna 🥂 @annaalfordd]

@______4L5 Purge ass