Annabel Gibson

[Annabel Gibson @annabel_gibson]

Win a Top End trip for you & 3 friends! T&C apply. https://t.co/6ycXWg6Cje

[John Flood @JohnAFlood]

“@jaypelll: This keeps blowing my mind http://t.co/YbIayd7an5” Yes anywhere....only....

[Financial Review @FinancialReview]

Paul Keating had "a few things to say about midgets" when Bob Hawke sunbathed nude. #auspol http://t.co/z6NsFTbQpI

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

there should be a limit to the number of curses and hexes you can have put on you, this is getting ridiculous

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

hakuna matata. thats just a phrase i came up with myself, it doesnt mean anything

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

people see my bucket of rain water and say 'hey where did you get all that water" i got it for free, from the rain cloud

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake climbs aboard a sailboat at the end of an old dock. "Where are you going?" a fisherman yells. "The horizon," Drake whispers.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Actor @AndySerkis is famous for bringing to life some great characters. Here are our favorites http://t.co/VH617rmUsY

[The Age @theage]

We will not give in to 'moral blackmail' over asylum seeker suicide attempts: Tony Abbott http://t.co/9KuHVkOTuA

[City of Melbourne @cityofmelbourne]

Happy Birthday to us. 25 June 1847 Melbourne declared a city by letters patent of Queen Victoria. Batemans Hill View

[Annabel Gibson @annabel_gibson]

@petergibson58 doesn't work?

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

I like these World Cup player profiles where they fold their arms and look resigned and miserable

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A study by Queen Mary University, London showed that goats have accents.

[Annabel Crabb @annabelcrabb]

Oh, to be a headline writer right now. "HECS Paid From Pyne Box". "Grave Reservations". "Pyne: Hey Kids! You're Coffin Up!"

[Annabel Crabb @annabelcrabb]

"Last time I had Peppa Pig, it was No. 23 in my local That restaurant," says Barnaby Joyce. The Agriculture Minister.

[Scott Ludlam @Scottludlam]

today i won the @GuardianAus "blisteringly sarcastic award for scathing rage" http://t.co/UgnAqNaTmV which is nice.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Handschuhschneeballwerfer is German slang for ‘coward’. It means someone who wears gloves to throw snowballs. http://t.co/cxiiVSW0BM

[Nick Feik @NickFeik]

Blood sport. Look away, kids. #qanda

[The School of Life @TheSchoolOfLife]

'Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.' Douglas Adams