annie azul

egg salad enthusiast

[annie azul @annacdep]

anyways i released a new song https://t.co/B5uy7gBBJA

[annie azul @annacdep]

spotify dj x really doesn’t know a damn thing about me

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

I felt downright happy when I ordered another cup of coffee with cream & it was much better. 3/26/56

[annie azul @annacdep]

What’s been happening?

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[annie azul @annacdep]

my solution to chronically being a flake was to self isolate and now i’m just an elusive creature. more of a concept than a being. merely a memory

[annie azul @annacdep]

being drunk feels like putting a smudged contact lens on my third eye. does that make sense

[annie azul @annacdep]

this year i got really good at online solitaire and hand rolling cigs. my realistic new year’s resolution is to do less of those things ! (while still retaining the skills for harm reduction purposes…and clout :P)

[annie azul @annacdep]

thought i found my first grey hair but it was just my roommate’s cat’s hair somehow intertwined into mine. i am both relieved and enraged

[annie azul @annacdep]

i want to feel freedom and joy !!!!!

[annie azul @annacdep]

telling people “i’ve been in a big radiohead phase” as a cry for help

[clare @sadderlizards]

type of shit i’m on lately

[annie azul @annacdep]

watched alien for the first time last night

[annie azul @annacdep]

@ssaiyanB let’s do it

[annie azul @annacdep]

i want to be the hot frontwoman of a hardcore band so fucking bad

[annie azul @annacdep]

@manscrewdat ooo i haven’t but i will now! a fit is never complete without the scrunchie

[annie azul @annacdep]

@_josh_barnett ok deal

[annie azul @annacdep]

i just need everyone to know that whole milk is only 3.25% fat and that low fat milk is a scam

[annie azul @annacdep]

recently learned that i have a 13th rib which means that god stole one from a man to give to me and curse me with chronic pain. or something like that idk i didn’t read the bible

[annie azul @annacdep]

‘world’s funniest animals’ is the most sinister television program imo

[annie azul @annacdep]

@got____em right!! i want to blame the influx of tech bro and influencer girly culture but it’s not them anymore lol

[annie azul @annacdep]

i’ve worked in coffee for a loooong time and i feel like i’ve never been disrespected by customers with such frequency and potency as i am now. like is it something in the water wtf is going on