Anna Chicoine

Choose happy 🌻

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

If there is one thing we can all take away from covid it’s that there are very few legitimate reasons in which you need to stand in someone’s personal space

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

For everyone googling:

Dr Dre: 56 years old

Snoop Dogg: 50 years old

50 Cent: 46 years old

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Therapist: how are you

Midwesterner: living the dream

Therapist: 🤦‍♂️

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

Called my dad and as he was answering I hear my mom in the background “you don’t HAVE to answer when they call.” The hell you don’t TERRI. #thedisrespect

[noelle @noeyyyg]

yoga w adrienne is the closest thing to free health care we have in this country

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

@itsmaddiemack Have you adopted a dog yet so you have a use for the Iams?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

HERE WE GO

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

People talk bad about South Dakota but this is what $900 a month gets you in South Dakota

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

@itsmaddiemack Prank of the century

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

Is anyone else suddenly self conscious about the lower half of their face?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Me every day: *never shits myself*

Me packing underwear for a vacation: I'm going to shit myself 2-3 times a day

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

America’s overall response to covid can be summed up by a vaccination card that isn’t wallet sized.

[SDSU Football @GoJacksFB]

📍Frisco, TX 🔜

#GoJacks 🐰🏈

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up

[Anna Chicoine @annachicoine]

The zipline guide was calling my mom Terr-bear by the end of our tour and that tells you all you need to know about our trip 🤣👏🏼

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[Amy @AmyLeighP]

This is absolutely what I’m looking for in a bathing suit review