anna

president of the guilty conscience club

[anna @annaeschwarz]

oh to be under 12 and eating a free hannaford’s sugar cookie

[angelina @B4TW1NGS]

wincing every single time i have to listen to this line, okay whatever man

[Favorite Vegetable @favoriteveg]

Girl Talk - Feed the Animals

[Anjelika @anjelikamuhe]

looking like he wants a show at the Rivoli

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.

[anna @annaeschwarz]

@thybrooke I am in and have always been in 😌

[anna @annaeschwarz]

This is scarily relatable I don’t think you guys understand….

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

My entire life they only thing I knew my dad liked was bikes (raced in the Tour de France, owned a bike store) and Pee Wee Herman. I finally watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure because I wanted to know what my dad’s sense of humor was like. It’s about a fucking bike.

[anna @annaeschwarz]

@RTM1041 @bees2rose

[cory @coolmathgame_]

me to my only friend that laughs at my jokes every now and then: dude we should write a tv show

[anna @annaeschwarz]

@thybrooke blenduh

[anna @annaeschwarz]

Cake by the Ocean lyrics aging poorly …

[i hate u @lasercats3d]

the apocalypse for mentally ill ppl

[beej🫈 @theoldladybaby]

Keep that thang on me

[Graham @GrahamC47]

Love the hell out of these. The coldest AC of all time and four episodes of Seinfeld in a row, what else do you need? https://t.co/Q9FsPhMBbk

[brewster @brewsternova]

They’re saying it’s the official album of being 23 years old

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit

[chase @_chase_____]

it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either

[anna @annaeschwarz]

@thybrooke