I've completed a PhD and a postdoc and I still scroll to the end of an article to see how many of those 20 pages are content versus citations 🤷🏼♀️ #AcademicTwitter
Body dysmorphia is wild because I'm like wow I'm so bloated. Then see myself in mirrors and am like damn I look good. Then thinking wow all these mirrors are distorted
Jesse doesn't understand that I don't want to make sandwiches, I want to make wraps. But he doesn't want to buy wraps until the bread is gone.
Male vs. Female mentality at its finest
Me: work laptop logged me out of everything and got stuck in the restart loop. Trying to troubleshoot the issue
Jesse at the same time: don't forget to make the bed. Can you let me know if my beard is too scruffy?
I was in Toronto all day Tuesday for client meetings, then seeing my cousin after work. Had to take a train and bus home, and I feel literally HUNGOVER it's THURSDAY
Me on the train always: "please don't sit near me"
Strangers: sit near me
😩😩😩
Like these four seats are all for me, what don't you understand about that?!?!?
meeting the person who is training you at a new job is exactly like when a baby duck imprints on its mother. following them around clueless as shit. someone else will be like hey can you send this email and it’s like no i’m not sure i can. i’ve never done that without jeremy
First week being in industry vs. 7 years in academia and.... I am SO SEEN WHAT THE HECK?! I'm 4 days in, and my colleagues can't wait to pick my brain and are excited about what I bring to the table?! #AcademicChatter#altac#appreciated