Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻

Think Dharma and Greg, except he's an accountant and I don't welcome spring by dancing nude on the roof. She/they

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

My babies

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@AmazonHelp @amazon y’all really need to get better shipping packages. My package ripped and one of the items fell out. The ups man was able to find it on his truck but this is really not ok

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@AmazonHelp The items weren’t damaged this time but those thinner boxes are not good. Thanks!

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@AmazonHelp please go back to the sturdier shipping boxes. Today’s parcel was torn and the tape was ripped from the box on both ends.

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@amazon please go back to the heavier boxes to ship things. My package was torn and both ends of tape had been broken before it arrived here.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

You've seen this before: Mont-Saint-Michel — the Wonder of the Western World.

But did you know it has a twin, 200 miles away, also named after St. Michael?

That's where things get really strange... (thread) 🧵

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@johalifax That’s how my mom taught me to do it

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

I’d like @ups to tell me why my package that has been in the depot that is maybe five miles from my house since Thursday still isn’t on a truck to be delivered to me (they did manage to send it on vacay to KY on Friday but was back here on Saturday)

[endora exiled @collectbullshit]

i just got a week ban on @collectdust for this:

so uh, we're hanging out here!

feel free to RT so more people can find me 😭😭😭

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

Don’t fly @SpiritAirlines their website is deceptive and records changes to your flights as you no showing and refuses to help on their customer service line

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

Shoutout to the anonymous postal person who taped up my package from @Shutterfly which had opened in transit. They may have also put my photos in too, since some were in the stack backwards and looked like they’d been rifled through

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@steph_teasley We’re getting a new sewer system

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@emf1947 I want to know what they did with the upstairs.

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@clapifyoulikeme This has been really good at keeping my feet smooth after Baby Foot https://t.co/hKnTc5lTke

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@bookslover My friend from elementary school, so probably kindergarten. She married my uncle’s brother, so now she’s family too. 55 years

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@hgtv So what happened with the closet in the bedroom? And the upstairs?

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@hologramvin A big national grocery chain refused to even talk to my husband because he was in his 40s at the time. Age discrimination stinks no matter which way the age is. :(

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@QuirkyGirl69 The Trouble with Angels, 1966, Hayley Mills, Rosalind Russell, and Mary Wickes

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@MPAVictoria Same hahah

[Andi Stern (she/they) 🌻 @annaline_39]

@MPAVictoria “S” and “D”