Anne Johnson

I'm shocked that anyone follows me. My tweets are boring.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@vinn_ayy During Hurricane Harvey a friend had a tiny scratch on his hand and while trying to help out his hand briefly went under the flood water. He almost lost his arm due to flesh eating bacteria. Don’t. Mess. With. That. Water.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@KristyL_M Lola

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i love my heaux

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@jenndangerous I am this agent. A fav is during in person conversations I like to ask folks if they knew that some people can smell ants.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@ItsMeKatyB This is Twitter, not OnlyFans

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

If you don’t try then you can’t be disappointed. Follow me for more protective strategies.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@Ryan_Ken_Acts When people show you who they are believe them

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@ItsMeKatyB @shpond Similar to the sky in Ghostbusters

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@shannonrwatts Follow me back please

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

This guys good.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@ItsMeKatyB Please recreate this photo

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@samuraisandy @KristyL_M I forgot about that dum dum!

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@lindsaymcl Understandable way to go. I'll miss you though! Please feel free to visit me in ghost form

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@michaelharriot

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@Cdridley @mollamar @BaytAlFann Wow he wasn’t phased at all by his helper! That was a truly lovely thread. So happy to know how beloved they are.

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@lindsaymcl He’s killing it!

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@mollamar @GoodReddit Yeah but so does being dehydrated

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@samuraisandy She gets you

[Anne Johnson @annekjohnson]

@Eli_lindura_ @TravisBand @ryanjohnstonco If a person walked around smiling literally every second people would be concerned about their mental health. He like all humans is allowed to have a neutral face.

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

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