Dreamboat Annie

momish. sarcasm. busy af. Britney Spears follows me. Laurence Fishburne told me I was statuesque. I wish I was as cool as either of those things make me feel.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

Working title of my memoir: I should’ve peed before I left.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

Chapter 12: let the woman mosh

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

Track 4 of my debut album: first in, first out #debutalbum

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

I’m on this new diet where I only drink water, Powerade zero, and coffee and I get all of my calories from buffalo chicken dip. So far I’m pretty happy with it.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

@arguably_angela @broadwaybabyto Are you seriously this ignorant? This woman wanted a child and she had a miscarriage that was completely out of her control. This is not an argument about abortion, it’s about humanity and decency in the face of tragedy. You are a despicable human being.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I'm honestly so tired of hearing about how "both sides" are crazy when one party wants to feed kids in the morning and the other wants to feed immigrants to alligators. Get real.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

@DrNeilStone The word “vaccinated” was unnecessary

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

@HRHTish Wait, were we supposed to be sober?

[CletusVanDamme @CubbiesFan82]

@DougWahl1

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

#NewProfilePic

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

So far my favorite parenting milestone is my kids getting old enough to send me funny memes and reels.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

If you start a teams call 11 mins early and then message me to tell me you’re ready, I promise you you’ll be waiting for me for at least 12 mins.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

Gonna give myself a little lobotomy, as a treat #momoirs

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Dreamboat Annie @annied84]

Please don’t ask me for advice, I had sweetarts for breakfast

[James F. Love IV @JamesFLoveIV]

This:

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This woman doing a Nazi salute is Laura Smith and she sits on the Towamencin Township Board of Supervisors in Pennsylvania