Annie Jacobs

breakfast and breakfurious

[Annie Jacobs @anniejabs]

Another day, another reply tweet to a mid-level Republican congressperson banished to the draft folder

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Howdy!🤠

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

OiI

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Imagine discussing ISO 27001 compliance here

[Annie Jacobs @anniejabs]

@MichaelShirtOff therefore

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Don’t worry y’all, Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

[Annie Jacobs @anniejabs]

@DailyJJarvy Same amount a plane full of Canadians were handed by @Delta last week for surviving the flip. Just connecting the dots

[Devin 🌱 Thomas O'Shea @devintoshea]

it's that time of year

[O.W. Root @owroot]

Pour a drink. No ice. Bottom shelf. Open your email. Delete 50. Respond "sounds good to me" while you are four emails behind in the thread. Look at your messages. Send a thumbs up emoji. Another one. Another one. Open twitter. Like every tweet you see.

[Annie Jacobs @anniejabs]

https://t.co/3rjYwSjj71 via @NYTOpinion

[Whitley O'Connor @WhitleyOConnor]

If Superintendent Walters really wanted to put Bibles in every classroom, he would have done it. It's not hard or expensive. It would take no more than a few hours of time and a handful of phone calls to secure private funds (maybe $150,000) and the bibles. Instead... 1/3

[Annie Jacobs @anniejabs]

The #Debate2024 is distracting from the real American embarrassment that took place in a swing state: the @USMNT tied NEW ZEALAND

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.

If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.

If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.

Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.

[Allison’s Restaurant @allisonduerk]

We must condemn all forms of political science

[anand @demon_squid]

covid consequence nobody talks about is every march/april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money