Anonymous Missionary

Just another anonymous Christian missionary. Tweets are a conglomeration of my own & others experiences.

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

I'm pretty sure that Jesus is mine,
50/50 chance of glory divine. #MakeASongArminian

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

My life currently:

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@HarrynNiallsMom thank you!

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@PastorsWife2020 thank you!

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@MistrtdYouthGuy send it!

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

If you would, please pray for me and my family. We've lost a lot of financial partners recently and it's a struggle for us/our ministry

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

There are only 2 things that regularly make me want to quit this job. Any guesses what they are?

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@YaelSpeaks I don't. But when people like her tweets they show up in my feed.

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

People: Missions are so important!! Bless you!
Also people: But don't expect us to give a cent or pray just once for you!
Me:

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm discipling people or brick walls. #HardHeads #HardHearts

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@ParsonPeeves

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I have 69 followers. Hehe. I feel like I have to make some kind of joke about this not being the missionary position...

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@CalvinAwkward sweetest kitty is an oxymoron

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@CalvinAwkward this is false because all cats go to hell. Obviously. Satan's errand runners!

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@howpastorsfeel or just become a missionary and watch the looks on people's faces when you tell them

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@howpastorsfeel been there done that!

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@ArminianZorro well. That's what happens when you get laser focused on one issue and one issue only

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

Today I was told I share the gospel too much & it's obnoxious, & also that I don't share the gospel enough & don't do enough for unbelievers

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

Cash me in da 10/40 Window howbow dah?

[Anonymous Missionary @AnonMissionary]

@EricIsGuitarted Raise financial support for missions work. Jk. But also really.

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@RevUnfiltered weird. I would be mortified to bring it up to him. Wouldn't mind if he brought it up.