Mistweeted Pastor

"I did NOT say that!" A Pastor tweeting true stories of being misquoted...enjoy!!

[Mistweeted Pastor @mistweeted_p]

"Pastor, I really appreciated your message Sunday....oh you didn't say that? Must have been the guy on the radio again..." #reallyhappened

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

80s bands- best stuff came when the movement was in decline.
Whitecross is no exception- here’s a forgotten masterpiece- the band was CLEARLY at their best- just listen to Rex’s riffage- not shredding- creativity at its best!!!

#WildmanStyle

https://t.co/K6wVPHMA2h

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Exegesis ��� studying a text with credible resources.

AI does this.

Sure, mistakes can happen — that’s true with any research.

AI gives instant access to vast resources so you can fact-check.

What if AI is a blessing and not a curse?

#WildmanWonders

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

@bengaljims_BTR Fulcher

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

The BEST….
👇

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

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[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

This might start an argument 👀
Rank the Top 3 QBs in your franchise’s history.

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

@AlTheBoss03 Anderson
Esiason
Blake

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Conspiracy theory logic 101:

1. "Did you hear about _____________??"

2. If the news doesn't cover it:

"Of course not… they're in on it / they'd never admit it!"

3. If the news does cover it:

"See?! Told you it was real!"

Heads I win, tails you lose. 🤔😂

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

My 2026 resolution-

Give up sarcasm.

(This post is sarcasm.) 😏

#WildManStyle

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Years ago:
“If church skips Super Bowl Sunday—leave!”

Then: “If pastor didn’t mention Charlie Kirk—leave!”

Now: “If church cancelled on Christmas—leave!”

Blah blah…

When did having an X account make us the authority of everyone’s church?

#WildmanWonders

STOP! 🛑

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

@heather11192521 Happy Birthday Bob- God has used you in ways you’ll never know!!!!

[heather @heather11192521]

Your The Best Bob Hartman Happy Birthday! 🎉🎁🎂 Happy birthday to our very own Bob Hartman! Rocking for the Rock for 76 years! Wish him a happy birthday in the comments! #petra #bobhartman
Owner: PE * R A

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Played live outside at the Christmas event- a little warmer then last year.

But, still had trouble feeling the strings 😬…….

Mic issues as well.

Played for 3 hours- and loved EVERY minute of it..

#WildmanStyle

[Paul Ahnert ✝️🇺🇸⏳ @RealPaulAhnert]

@PastorWildman

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Did the world just now go MAD!!!!

Or

Has it always been that way…

#WildmanWonders

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Scrolls to books-

“Oh the Horror- can’t be of God”

Books to Computer-

“Oh the Horror- can’t be of God”

Computer to Internet-

“Oh the horror- can’t be of God”

Internet to AI- ………. 👀

#WildmanWonders

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

When someone’s entire theological position rests on repeated “I’ve come to believe…” statements,

it’s concerning.

What *you* believe doesn’t make something true or false.

Has this been going on since the fall?

#WildmanWonders

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

Ordained, seminary-trained,

the more I learn,

the more I realize I know almost nothing.

The day I started reading Scripture with

“Lord, I don’t know—teach me”

instead of

“I’ve got this”

is when I met the God who’s way bigger than my notes.

#WildmanStyle

[🆆🅸🅻🅳 🅼🅰🅽🎸💥🎙 @PastorWildman]

What’s @RoehrbornX supposed to do now?!?!

#WildmanWonders