Retardo Capital Management LLC

Vibes based investor.
+80.67% YTD (5/30/26)
-69.420% since inception
If you lose money copying my trades you should reread the first word of my name.

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@OddStats what were 1-3

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@blondesnmoney i bought 1
you can thank me later

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@hoomansv He says this at least 2x a year

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@SSnow02 @SqueezeMetrics 7k would still be a pretty decent pullback

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@rev_cap @WarrenPies Why would anyone buy a 10y for 5% when they could get a 3 month for 7%?

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@blondesnmoney I always tell my girls 4.5 is average

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@TheStalwart Sometimes you really need $700 and can't be bothered to type it in.

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@VolSignals I miss March.
Feb/June less so.

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@PrayForOomfie Does this work? Asking for a friend.

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@MorrowindGOTY Jak 3 was pretty awful

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@DeepDishEnjoyer I know its kinda different but I've probably wagered 10x my salary this year to arb sports/pm.
Anyway assume maybe a 5% vig, compounded if you do parlays, reduced a bit if you are using promos.

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@macrocephalopod as opposed to golf, sports, etc

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@514mtleth @CEOinterview You're thinking of burry not eisman

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@lighthousejerry 50 or six is a big gap there's like 43 other numbers it could be

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@galenhall You're wrong on 2/3.
Also if you price those teams higher someone will probably arb it.

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@iBladesi Is there a bull case or is this another WEN

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@sdav1986 I lost mucho money to this type of bs in the past.
But alas it's my own fault for not calculating the price of 500 different stocks real time before thinking i was properly hedged

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@EliasMingos @blondesnmoney Credibility isn't real. Ppl just making shit up.

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@TheStalwart pro AI and pro immigration are kinda antithetical to each other

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Is everyone losing their minds over a 0.5% dip a sign of an incredibly antsy market or an incredibly resilient one?