Alex Turner

wears a mean linen suit.

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Hey @bookingcom , I’ve been a customer for many years, but will never use you again. You wouldn’t respond to my email to cancel a reservation and now I’m out $1000. Terrible customer service

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

What did you get? 🫁

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

this is kind of cute maybe i do like the Biden Harris administration

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Worth a read— Scottish paper @newsundayherald's TV preview of the inauguration:

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, America is not an Emmy

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

He's on the same downers that he was in Mexico. Level out brah. #debate

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@drewmagary re Jamberoo... https://t.co/EpyK3fsD3q

[Joe Warmington @joe_warmington]

@annlamanes @washingtonpost @accesshollywood @realDonaldTrump certainly should not apologIze. He should be apologized2. His privacy invaded

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@faketrivia or like in 700 AD...https://t.co/XCd9ByUmi3

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@MacquarrieJ what happened to just taking the kid on the golf cart? Wasn't that the plan?

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@EtihadAirways thank you for your quick response!

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@EtihadAirways we did but encountered a sympathetic traveler who switched with my wife. All resolved but some unneeded stress all the same.

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@EtihadAirways so thanks for that

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@etihadairways we booked our flight months ago, checked in on Sunday, lost the seat at the gate. Apparently you oversold the flight though

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Really regretting that we didn't fly @emirates

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Hey @etihadairways I'm boarding a flight for AUH from DUB and just lost my seat next to my wife. We're on our honeymoon

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@faketrivia (IWRT = intergalactic wookie rights tribunal)

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@faketrivia it took the IWRT a while to sort out the appropriate remedy for Leias "walking carpet" comment in ep iv

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

@MacquarrieJ time for you to get a VPN sir

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Where's the bat flip?

[Alex Turner @antrnr]

Why do you need Spotify when there's Columbia House? “MacquarrieJ: If the City of #Toronto were in charge, I'd still have to use a ....”