paul atreides nuts

he/him

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Going out for the night, and Rod Serling narration from the heavens started introducing me as "a vile man, one that holds no principles" who will "soon learn the most important lesson of all". Troubling.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary.
Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I ask people to please read #books while on the bus or in the taxi or at times when they have to wait without doing anything.
#ReadABookDay

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

For years I have been honing a completely new writing style based on rhetorical questions, em dashes and a high degree of obsequiousness. I think people are really going to like it

[Avery Edison @aedison]

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news:

• They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you.

• They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

[Los Campesinos! @LosCampesinos]

📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...

On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.

📖 https://t.co/todYUEWadd

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Noah preparing for the flood:

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Guys come on Goebbels had kids

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

“Farewell Transmission” by Songs: Ohia

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I need to be in Mongolia

[Val Kilmer @valkilmer]

With #sethgreen at #robotchicken recording today. Gotta keep laughing yo...

[paul atreides nuts @anusgrunt]

@drungle Such a cute pic 🧡🧡

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Mouse Hedberg: rice is great for when you want to eat five of something

[hottopic.bsky.social @dragonexusreal]

sometimes when i get high i play muted nilered videos at 7x speed and play flim by aphex twin over it and its the highlight of the night every time

[Nick @StrayDogNZ]

Here's a Canadian-accented David Seymour arguing against funding public transport on behalf of Atlas Network partner & climate change denialists, Frontier Centre for Public Policy.

[Sonemic / Rate Your Music @sonemic]

On this date in 1997, Elliott Smith - 'Either / Or' was released.

📈 #4 for 1997, #53 overall

https://t.co/lsZAf1TVTQ