anya wilbur

comedy-adjacent visual artist served w/ citrus-soaked custard

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking his view of the game.

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@NeginFarsad Ahh, yes you can! Or use some to bulk up salads, soups, pastas, etc.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@soulkhan I’m so sorry, what a good boy he was 💔

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

There is only one person who has known the power of 6-7 since the beginning.... Ah ah ah! ⚡️🔢💜

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@senagles @gaflatlander @haleyvemealone Primarily object permanence, but it’s okay if you don’t want to get it. Best to you Susan.

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@senagles @gaflatlander @haleyvemealone It’s not just boomers who like having non-cash options they can choose when shopping a registry. I don’t think it’s selfish to want to enjoy the act of giving because gifts are by definition not mandatory.

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@Pinetree2001 @senagles @gaflatlander @haleyvemealone So, put a serving piece on your registry that you do like and she can choose that…?

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@senagles @gaflatlander @haleyvemealone A serving piece from Aunt Betty that you see every Christmas is more lasting and tangible than the cost of one breakfast in the Maldives. Experiences are incredible, but gifts from loved ones are too. Why is that bad? People should gift what they want.

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

i don’t have any of the diseases I see advertised on tv… WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME???

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

yeah it’s called going to your friend’s comedy show

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

in love with cookie 🥰

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@TheCinesthetic How am I not seeing Angelo Badalamenti in these comments

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@AnthonyDeVito @larainenewman 😬 (if they don’t provide chopsticks, I pull out a set per person to complete the tableau)

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@AnthonyDeVito @larainenewman Wait how do you eat your takeout?? Bc I absolutely do this, am I a monster

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds

Me: I was refilling my vape

Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that

[anya wilbur @anyagarrett]

@ChristFinnegan @QEDAstoria my brain went to geoffrey rush