Alex Smith

Go, k8s, rails, sdr, nerd stuff.

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Friendly reminder... I'm an American, I paid taxes. I did my part. I had to exfil my wife and daughter to Thailand because we literally were not safe. Here's looking at you America.

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@paulg Where's the charity fund raiser? Cookie is waiting for her walk.

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@paulg @thegenesisbl0ck I spent an hour with my mom and this nugget on the phone. AR beats VR, the markets will normalize eventually but rn we're deciding poop vs cuddle.

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@soederpop And have Polar Express on hot standby...

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@paulg Try all the things, throw shit at the wall until something sticks.

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@paulg Fuck these lizards.

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@sujit_2189 @GrahakPanchayat @jagograhakjago Sorry but I'm just a random American... Hope your problem gets fixed.

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@paulg I'm in tech this shit is designed to be toxic. It is driving engagement and anger by design. Steve said he wouldn't give his daughter an iPad. He was right.

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@paulg And I have a swamp in Florida that is a prime investment opportunity 🤣

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@paulg Different companies, https://t.co/5rVy9qjixZ

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@paulg Eg if you're not paying for it you are the product. Most people miss that.

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@sama Polyphasic sleep is not sleep, I did it in college, it's more like mental illness.

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@dhh @Dell @intel How's the battery life?

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@otokyo President

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@OperHealAmerica Neither do I, I'm a white guy with blue eyes... Born and raised in the USA. Pretty sure he was supposed to be the son of God but do you.

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@br_ttany I always say it makes my life better but there's a lot more screaming into pillows / debating chucking my laptop in the pool.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

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@AshishD20303240 @AOSmithin @nch1915 @jagograhakjago @consaff @PIBConsumerFood Sorry I'm just a random American expat, you're looking for @AOSmithHotWater.

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@paulg And the dog ate my homework...

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At this moment I feel like a munchkin, fuck you @KristiNoem https://t.co/qw1z2oR92J