Anya

Redbull-powered bibically accurate angel | Security Engineer, Incident Response @ Workday, prev @ Twitter | GCIH-Certified (She/her)

[Anya @aowSec]

Panic! In the infosec room

[Anya @aowSec]

@xk_rumpumpkin you know it cant be real because if elon was actually dead robert evans would be posting something like "lol,lmao" not "sorry hes gone"

[Anya @aowSec]

English pubs will have classy names like "Horse & Trumpet" but inside will be the trashiest people's you've ever met

[Anya @aowSec]

He's not getting up again

[Anya @aowSec]

Honky bitch

[Santiago @svpino]

"Updating JIRA takes less than 30 seconds. What's the big deal?"

Says every middle manager who can't write code anymore because their job became pushing numbers in a spreadsheet and faxing JIRA reports.

[Anya @aowSec]

The cycle of professional growth

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Crying is also an effective way to learn cyber security.

[Anya @aowSec]

@BevPogreba @ericmbudd ....what?

[Anya @aowSec]

@replylord I’ve thought about this a lot and came to the conclusion that there can’t be an objective scale for capsaicin because what food it’s in changes the perceived spice level dramatically

[Anya @aowSec]

My insane spice tolerance finally paid off- I impressed the Thai waitress so much she gave me a free $3 beverage

🎉🎉🎉

Just goes to show what years of dedication to your passion can get you 🙏🙏🙏

[Anya @aowSec]

He wants to know why you missed your deliverable deadlines

(The deliverable was dinner)

[Anya @aowSec]

Oliver is running the incident now.

[Anya @aowSec]

Oliver is running the incident now.

[Anya @aowSec]

Real high quality ads over here

[Anya @aowSec]

The internet is a magical place.

This guy suggests men should do slightly more than the bare minimum and they all lose their goddamned minds

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i often see women wearing nice outfits for Friday/ Saturday dinners at upscale restaurants and their male partners making no effort and it seems like such a wasted opportunity. if you're going to pay $30 for spaghetti, why not make it a nice outing?

[Anya @aowSec]

@xk_rumpumpkin Wow, riverfront views at your campsite. Nice!

[Anya @aowSec]

@xk_rumpumpkin Oh I know, Thats why I explicitly excepted you 🤣

[Anya @aowSec]

Can't tell if it's just me but for some reason every day I go on Twitter and the people i've followed for years get increasingly more unhinged. And I'm not even talking about @xk_rumpumpkin

[Anya @aowSec]

@CubicleApril I mean, possible. but a horseshit design decision. But it IS musk we're talking about, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anya @aowSec]

For some reason it says I'm "subscribed" to musk??? I absolutely DID NOT do this. what a petty manchild. I actually have him *blocked*.

This fucker stole my job why would I EVER give him money