Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Senior Tax and Business Advisor | Not talented enough to have imposter syndrome

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

Have the day you want today. Let the intrusive thoughts win. Throat punch someone giving you shit. Scream at a pigeon. The sky's the limit. You earned it!

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

I'd like to rehash this a bit. Who the fuck hears incoming ordnance exploding and thinks "i should pull out my phone?"

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

People have zero survival skills anymore

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

I want to do one of those viral Netflix documentary spoof videos, but mine would be on how not to choke the shit out of people.

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think our president isn't very good.

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

One of them would've slapped the shit out of the other with a sandal or broom stick.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Literally none of these people are Italian

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I love how much of Russia is on fire right now.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

McConnell's on eternity leave.

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

Operation Midnight Climax is what my ex girlfriends tried to accomplish with worse results.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Im not saying i believe that.

However, based on how you phrased that as a clear impossibility. You’ve never read about the shit the government has done.

I recommend:
- The Tuskegee experiments
- operation sea spray
- operation Northwoods
- operation midnight climax

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I hate everything.

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

People have zero survival skills anymore

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hey guys… when there’s incoming maybe don’t stand there and fucking record it.

That was way too close.

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

https://t.co/bHJjQWvupx

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

The irony of being a musician must be playing the same things every day for years after you created something people loved.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

EOD, when they show up after the IED is already gone because a goat stepped on it:

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the one conspiracy i believe is that this place is full of bots programmed to say insane, incendiary things and they're funded by foreign organizations who want to divide americans and destabilize US society

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

Didn’t quite make it eight seconds there but it’s the ride that counts.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

Lololol

[Anthony Pastorini 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @apastorini85]

Flag and almost kill everyone in three dimensions challenge.

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Insane video of Russian anti aircraft gunner losing control of a YakB-12.7 heavy machine gun usually attached to a Mi-24 gunship but repurposed to shoot down drones.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

POTUS made a poor choice by starting a war based on bad assumptions against a terrorist dictatorship that is willing to pay for its own survival and control of the Strait with the lives of its own people.

I assume we'll sort this out this round before the markets open Monday.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I see the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd is out policing civility this morning.

Remember when Lindsay blasted Trump for mocking Robert Mueller's death? Or Colin Powell's? Or John McCain's?

Odd...me either.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.