Sun Bathing Ape

Trying to get a nice base going

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis.

Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention.

So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption.

1/ Here it is - in one🧵

[Courtside @courtsideapp]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year grad student. You just got finished watching some Jordan propaganda documentary, probably The Last Dance, and now you’re convinced nobody will ever touch him. That’s gonna last until next month when you actually start looking at the numbers, then you’re gonna be talking about LeBron leading both teams in every major stat in the 2016 Finals and coming back from 3-1 against a 73-win Warriors team. Then next year you’re gonna be in here regurgitating longevity stats, talking about 40,000 points, being elite for over 20 years, eight straight Finals appearances, and carrying absolute roster disasters to June every season. You’re gonna realize the greatest player ever isn’t just about highlights and sneakers it’s about being the best overall basketball player for the longest period of time, and nobody in NBA history checks every box like LeBron James.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

If Bron pulls this off, we not gonna be talking
Jordan vs LeBron debate anymore

It’ll be Jesus vs LeBron, and it’ll be closer than a lot of yall would like to admit

[a newsman @a_newsman]

The republican pitch to voters in an election year dominated by the crushing costs of living in this country should be the urgent need for a new marble and gold ballroom for members of the American ruling class to have safer banquets

[Real App @realapp]

Playoff points before turning 22:

10 — Bronny James
0 — Michael Jordan

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

We are destroying our entire scientific community for the idiocy of a few.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Bron feeding Bron feeding
his son in his son in
2006 2026

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

NFL draft analysts just making up words

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

@StevenCheah Kenny Pickett AKA “the most traded player of all time” (T1)

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

You are one of the dumbest people on earth, my district is literally a majority white district. Your conspiracy theories are laughable and should have no place in a society that cares about facts.

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

Will the Steelers win their first playoff game in nearly a decade?

#herewego

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

@toddmax16 @BarstoolBigCat It’s no coincidence

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

@BarstoolBigCat And some ppl wanted him fired lol

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

@JohnKosko3 @0GJUJU Care to chime in John?

Which tweet is misinformation?

[Mike Frazer ✝️ @MPFrazer]

Whoever created this graphic had an agenda. TJ Watt only had 393 pass-rush snaps in 2021. Watt averaged ~17.5 snaps per sack while Garrett is currently at ~20.0 snaps per sack.

I have yet to find actual snap-count data for Strahan but it's safe to assume it's > than Garrett's.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

it's hilarious to me that people think the Steelers lost the game because they strategized how to keep Myles Garrett from sacking the QB

hint: the Steelers have even less of a chance to win if Myles Garrett is out here sacking Aaron Rodgers left & right

[Lafferty, Daniel @LarryDubD1624]

@jasonwhitlock lol it’s literally just the new kickoff rule but go off

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

IT WAS AI

[Sun Bathing Ape @ape_sun]

@MySportsUpdate Minshew magic loading

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Porter Island 🏝️

#ProBowlVote @JoeyPorterJr