Ape

[Stack Hodler @stackhodler]

🚨 It's not just ZCash.

Opus 4.8 also found a vulnerability in $USD that allows for unlimited issuance which could theoretically enrich insiders at the expense of all holders

huge breaking

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Ape @apefitter]

@Polymarket This looks less like broad falling MBA demand and more like a tiering effect where weaker programs are getting hit and top schools hold up.

If AI is commoditizing the technical side, the MBA’s value may be shifting even more toward network and signaling than coursework.

[Ape @apefitter]

When AI makes compute cheap enough to kill the data center bubble, all that stranded infrastructure has exactly one natural buyer.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ bitcoin:native

[Ape @apefitter]

@BioLayne no rep :( @hillerfit

[Ape @apefitter]

HAPPENING NOW: McDermott sunglasses-frame mogging Huang on CNBC

[Nick Nemeth (Mispriced Assets) @NickNemo17]

Fuckers in the office telling me, always on the trading floor

“Chirayu Rana ain’t ‘bout this, Chirayu Rana ain’t ‘bout that”

My boy a straight sex slave by that JPM exec and them

He, he, they say that bhai just makin’ it up

Shut the fuck up

Y’all bhais ain’t know shit

All y’all motherfuckers talkin’ about

“Chirayu Rana ain’t no victim

Chirayu Rana ain’t this

Chirayu Rana a fake”

Shut the fuck up

Y’all don’t live with that bhai

Y’all know that bhai got drugged with roofies and Viagra

Forced into it night after night and shit

Bhai been filing complaints and gettin’

retaliated on since fuckin’ I don’t know when

Motherfucker, stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that

Them Wall Street savages out there

If I catch another motherfucker talking

sweet about Chirayu Rana

I’m fucking beatin’ they ass

I’m not fucking playin’ no more

[Preston Pysh @PrestonPysh]

A personal note.  After years of public discussion/work: the podcast, social media, venture capital, everything — I'm stepping back to focus on my family.

My kids are growing fast.  My wife deserves the best of me.  To everyone who listened, read, grew, and built alongside me — thank you. What a blessing you all have been!

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

Running as a hobby is for guys that weren’t good at sports growing up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For quality of life, it is better to err on the side of being an optimist and wrong, rather than a pessimist and right

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Charlie

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

I knew @charliekirk11. He believed in freedom, and in us. RIP.

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

If you’ve ever sat in traffic at 7:42 AM,

sipping lukewarm coffee in a $40,000 car you still owe $29,000 on,

headed to a job you hate,

just to pay rent for a house you’ll never own,

Congratulations.

You are ready for Bitcoin.

[Ape @apefitter]

@Brparadox 82,222

[AJ Staiti @aj_staiti]

la bestia 🌸🍋🥤

#atlantabraves #braves #ronaldacuna #homerun #mlb #baseball #HIIM #ronaldacuñajr #sportsgraphic #sportsdesign #bravesboy #bravesnation #rake

[Forbes @Forbes]

Gaming live-streamer @NICKMERCS started his career in 2010, and went on to win millions of dollars between gaming prizes and sponsorship deals. He’s had partnerships with Under Armour and tech company Corsair. #ForbesTopCreators https://t.co/rAZBsquBeK

[Ape @apefitter]

@CallofDuty ExplodingKrazzy#2787303 #BackOps7 @CallofDuty

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Become obsessed with family, fitness & finance, and the life you want will be yours for the taking. Everything else is a distraction.