Hayley

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@PortiaMacIntosh Ginger. The irony is not lost me 😏

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

I cannot wait to head to ikea and let off all the pent up lockdown rage at my husband, when he dares to challenge how many needless candles make it into the trolley.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@sarah4c Pure brilliance. I can’t stop watching it.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

I was not emotionally prepared for all the workmen flooding my house this morning. Especially, the unannounced getting in the way of the ones I had prepared for and now you all can’t social distance for fuck sake ones. I’m going to hide.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@ourrachblogs @matthaig1 My daughter (5) suffers from low self-esteem and has a little pink bag she likes to carry around, with all Matt Haig’s kids book in. She reads from the Truth Pixie every night. His words have helped her more than anything else. Beautifully written.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@mrsbaileywrites My husband made me get up early to clean. Actually deep clean our daughter bedroom. On a Saturday. Normally I have to threaten to leave him with the kids and never return, before he will get the hoover out. I’ve just had a 20 minute shower in the hopes he forgets I exist.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@HollyMAuthor Tried a few different meats at a local restaurant down the road. Crocodile, reindeer and camel to name a few.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@karamina Yet I’m in a constant state of not knowing. I’m acting as if I have because I can’t see it being anything else x

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@karamina Rachael did/do your lungs feel as if they might combust at any moment? Especially after a simple thing like walking to the loo? I have all of the above and my lungs burn. I’ve been uncertain if I have the virus or if it’s something else. Obvs isolating...

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@RealBobMortimer You have no idea how much this brightened up my day 😂

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@andreacseh1 @itsstephtoms Ahh Abe and his weird little voice 😂

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@itsstephtoms I remember buying ferngully in Woolworths and wearing the VHS out 😩
Also anyone remember Johnson and Friends?!

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

A queue around the block to get into The Range. A few crap cleaning products and cheap dog biscuits doesn’t make it essential. We all know you’re going for a jolly to sniff candles and buy paddling pools. I despair. I really do.

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@itsstephtoms This gives me anxiety. Imagine trying to keep all that white clean

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

I'll send a set of these new Letters of Note books to one person who retweets this. Randomly chosen. You have 24hrs to take part. I'll sign them unless told otherwise, & I'll write the winner a letter unless told otherwise. Keep washing your hands. Stay at home. We can do this x

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

My new occupation is now technical support to children aged 5-7

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

31 today. I think this the first time I’ve felt completely overwhelmed by everything and nothing feels even remotely positive to me this morning. Hopefully, just a blip. Also, why does turning 31 feel worse than 30?!

[Hayley @apeinthezoo]

@scribbles78 I’m at that in between stage of it not being long enough to tie up with other mess forming on top of my head. I’m tempted to recreate a video a YouTube hairdresser can laugh at.

[Ian Stringer @StringerSport]

Leicester Hospitals doctors urgently need a tail lift van. Can you help please? Today. Now.

Shout if so and we will put you in touch.