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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The only person in the UK not sweating today.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

There is absolutely nothing that gives you more information about someone’s entire catalog of opinions on football than if they tell you that they believe Ronaldo is a better footballer than Messi.

If they even consider it debatable, that gives you enough to just stop listening.

[Äpes @apes_86]

@JackOsbFootball @bunch_amateurs @RichPhip

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@GeorgeRussell63 Unnecessary anger there George.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Äpes @apes_86]

@InvertTheWing

[Äpes @apes_86]

@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK What!? No? It’s not a yellow card is it?

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

New rule for next season please 🙏
10 match ban for bringing the game into disrepute?
Worst diving attempt I've ever seen. Diving into Gabriel's elbow.

[Äpes @apes_86]

@Carra23 @KingKnightEd Spit on him Jamie! Spit on him!!

[Osh Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OshJones25]

I’m not even Scottish but what a moment a what a bit of iconic commentary

“Shoot, SHOOT!!” 😂😂

[Äpes @apes_86]

@SprattonFC How is the pitch looking? 👀

[Äpes @apes_86]

@DesboLover @HarpoleFC Lay off the gear pal.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Ruben Amorim: "Today we proved that we can beat every team in the Premier League!"

[Harpole FC @HarpoleFC]

Goals from Saturday’s 2-2 draw vs Burton Park Wanderers.

⚽️ Cam 🅰️ Zack
⚽️ Sam 🅰️ Briz

[Harpole FC @HarpoleFC]

Football is back down The Lane! The first team kick off their season by welcoming Burton Park Wanderers for a 2:30 KO, come and show your support ⚽️

[Harpole FC @HarpoleFC]

Harpole First team are looking for an away friendly on 26th July due to a dropout.

Please DM us if interested.

[Harpole FC @HarpoleFC]

Does anyone have a pitch available to hire for tomorrow. Been let down last minute on a venue.

Please get in touch.