Alexander Podkul

data. polls. hoyas. tweets are only sometimes serious.

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

absolutely loving the CBS nerd show. kudos to @SalvantoCBS , @ZacharyDonnini , @kkondik and so many others for providing really great and informative election night content. really enjoyed the features from @nataliemj10 , @PatrickRuffini , @reihan , and others

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first of all, how dare you

[Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini]

Results from one district will not perfectly predict the entire country.

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

new fantasy football punishment: you have to scan the the qr code on a tinder metro ad during morning rush hour

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

big news: according to the local girl scout troop who decorated the store fronts under my apartment, 6-7 is officially dead. thank you for your attention to this matter

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nobody:
me, talking to the other commuters on the metro today:

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

mine would just be filled with stata code, pie charts, and boston red sox news

[jainormis @jainormis]

they should add a Not For You tab. i wanna see what the algorithm thinks i’d hate

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

when someone barely makes the metro as the doors are closing, it’s polite to hit them with a tasteful “youre safe” gesture

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it was hard work but i have finally cultivated the perfect instagram reels algorithm: one that nearly exclusively serves me jameis winston content

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

me and who

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot https://t.co/FLbrZh111I

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

the yankees have me so fired up that i'm going to order some stucco from that guy

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how locked in i am right now

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was wondering how the seahawks lost today but then i saw the copilot commercial

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okay virginia is for servers goes hard ngl

[Ed Tarnowski @edtarnowski]

Reem got a sneak peak of the merch for our data center party tonight 👀 @ReemAmirIbrahim

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

this should have stayed in drafts

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what if we all had to wear guardian caps when we worked

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starting all my claude prompts with JMJ for blessed sheen this week

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

not only should you not bring an iced coffee to your job interview, if they offer you water you need to reject it because thirst is a display of weakness

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

my relationships with friends who have android phones are noticeably weaker

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

watching jameis winston motivational speeches on youtube so i can feel something

[Alexander Podkul @apodkul]

to briefly digress from my recent twitter silliness(/cries for help): any poll watchers or politicos should follow the new-to-twitter @mattrshor, who is already putting out great takes on X and substack in his new role!