Alyssa Provencher

When it is all finished, you will discover nothing was random.

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

I’m dead 😂😂

[NCDOT @NCDOT]

Y'all leave Ohio alone. They wouldn't know. They weren't there.
#FirstInFlight ✈️

https://t.co/bKL1TlT1Z8

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@keharvey0125 5 more days*

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@keharvey0125 take that money and 🏃🏻‍♀️....you don’t owe him anything!

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@SheRatesDogs It’s the “my red flags make me who I am” for me 😂😂😂😂

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

No one:

The sun at 4:30pm:

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Four Seasons vs. Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

Framing this.

[Jared Wade @Jared_Wade]

This may be the best sentence ever written.

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

☺️

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I’ve lived in NYC my whole life and I’ve never seen anything like this

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

Well, this didn’t age well....

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Christopher Keelty (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @keeltyc]

** I HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE THE POST OFFICE **

YOUNG PEOPLE: Call your grandparents and ask if they got the card you sent.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT SEND A CARD.

When they say no, you sound very sad. "Oh, that's too bad. I heard that Trump was really underfunding the post office."

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@keharvey0125 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

Let me be clear about one thing: People are more important than property. Black Lives do Matter.

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@JustAndrew88 Something tells me they wouldn’t go for that 😂

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

Ah, nothing like the sound of waking up to your neighbors screaming at each other though the wall about cheating on each other. #howmanydaystilwemove

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

@CashApp $AlyssaProvencher92 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

Everyone complains about Daylight Saving Time, but just like that the seasonal depression has lifted 🙌🏼🌞

[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

Question: do you know what today is? Answer: it’s my favorite day of the year. That’s right folks... today is #NationalChiliDay and I’ve partnered with BUSH’S® Beans to share with you MY chili recipe to help you celebrate the biggest day of the year. #ad @BushsBeans

[Alyssa Provencher @aprovench]

Some New Years Eve thoughts 💙