normative mom

nympho

[normative mom @normativemom]

Any time a man gives advice it’s misogynistic

[LeBron James @KingJames]

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[jake @wormpuller]

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

[normative mom @normativemom]

@beyastorm But it’s 3 Europeans!

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

I went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh f*ck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it LMAO.

[normative mom @normativemom]

@luxashz @lllliatttt @whoweekly

[new york review of posts @sappysapphic]

watching the olympics while shaking my head so people know i understand international sports is a form of soft power

[Ball @BallTalkO]

Me in seat 9

[normative mom @normativemom]

@BuzzingPop @whoweekly

[arne ness @arne__ness]

winter workwear really does go crazy when you’re an effete downwardly mobile/contingent academic

[normative mom @normativemom]

@TilllyNeonn @whoweekly

[normative mom @normativemom]

Apparently I tweeted one week ago

[normative mom @normativemom]

My first tweet in so long: just realized the real problem with the ipadification of paying for stuff is you can’t leave your number on a receipt for a hot server !!!

[normative mom @normativemom]

When I was doing both sophomore year of high school in 2009….

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wearing uggs is like chewing gum in their capacity to make u act like a legendary bitch

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Natisha Hiedeman and Courtney Williams, aka the Stud Budz, stun for Vogue.

[normative mom @normativemom]

@gcbbywilliams @whoweekly

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

how do i apply for the job of pop base's wnba correspondent

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

I love people who put their phone away when u start speaking to them lol

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

"Can my boyfriend come?" Will he contribute to our conversation at least 1 question?

[Greydy @GreydyDiaz]

.@T_Cloud4 just walked in saying “human morality is not up for debate”