@Schubone I am so tempted to copy/paste the entire list from Wikipedia in multiple replies. Instead, I’ll simply post the link. https://t.co/mv3nrPMohs
Siggi was absolutely over the moon to meet his idol today on a school trip and was still smiling come bedtime. He’s excited to go watch him play on sunday against Chelsea at Goodison Park. Thanks @longmoorcps@EITC and @gylfisig23, you absolutely made his day!
Top trending in my news app is from @DailyMirror “Mum finds hidden room in her house and is amazed by what’s inside. After a fair bit of scrolling and suspense building they reveal it was empty. I’m glad I live in a world where “Woman finds nothing in her loft” is top news.
Hekla (4y) selling imaginary cupcakes.
Me: How much for a cupcake?
H: A hundred million billion trillion pounds!
Me: I only have a pound, is that OK?
H: Yes
Me: *gives her an imaginary pound*
H: *eats the imaginary pound*
The future of business is bright. #dadsontwitter
Typical. I’ve made a schedule of math and reading for the kids over the summer holidays, but the school of course had to give them homework. https://t.co/IlgIoac0Pn
Homework for all our pupils over summer: 1) Eat lots of ice-cream 2) Play lots of games 3) Have lots of fun! See you on Monday 3rd September at 8.50am 😊 #ProudOfOurPupils#SummersHere
Not always do the musicians get a mention in theatre reviews, but when they do, they spell my name wrong 😂 Great review though! #MamImEre https://t.co/hsYaBqRYdp