Property Manager

I'm a Property Mgr. at an undisclosed location. I have decided to post the funny, foolish & sometimes downright mean things that I hear on a daily basis.

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

When this eviction moratorium is over there’s gonna be an increase in domestic violence…cause I bet some of y’all parents is gonna beat the hell outta y’all when they find out you & your grown ass + your family has to move back in cause you ain’t been paying your rent! #smh

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Listening to "Elections, Bucks head, liquor store story and Evan William Single Barrel" at https://t.co/YyOcS9KxXB

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Any of you ever had a grown ass adult male come at your young female leasing agent with attitude...yelling “f-you” because she told him his package wasn’t in the office? This boss lady called him & let him know that better not ever happen again! #learnsomerespect #smh #pos

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

You mad because your carpet has a little overspray from touch up paint before you moved in, but your nasty ass couch looks like you pulled it out of a dumpster & let your dog roll all over it! #smh #younasty #pleasejustleave #newmoveinproblems

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

It’s funny how people are so picky about the apartment condition when they move in but about two months after you move in your apartment looks like a tornado hit it! Heaven forbid there is a paint drip on the floor during your move in walk though! #apartmenthumor #leasinghumor

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

@theleasingagent It’s not really a break in if they didn’t have their car locked🤔 When I ask if the window was busted, they tell me oh no...my car wasn’t locked🤦‍♂️

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Phone prospect said we are out of his price range but he wanted us to know that his wife said there are some extraterrestrial scams going on with the Craigslist ads in our zip code! #youcantmakethisstuffup #etphonehome #aliencraigslistscam 😂

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

@AngryPropMgr Oh no! That’s horrible! 🤮

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Here's a first...on a tour & prospect vomits (thankfully in the toilet)🤢 but seriously...stay home if you feel nauseous! #idontwantthatshit

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

While on tour my prospect stops & gazes into the jars of dry pasta on the model kitchen counter & says “I like this, I’m going to set my apartment up just like this!” 😂 #beautifulpasta #ThanksgivingEve #leasinghumor #areyouhigh

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

The same person has called 4 x’s today to ask for our rates & availability & they need to move this week...it’s not even 9:30 yet. I even reminded him that he’d already called me to get info. I feel like he should write it down so he knows who he has already called. #smh #extra

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

When a prospect says “Um yea, how do I get up in here?” Lmao 😂 #itwashardtokeepastraightface #Imdying #toofunny

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
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[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

2x's this week on tour kids have gone in the bathroom & peed. Parents ask after the fact, "Is it okay if they use the bathroom?" #smh

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

It's only 11am & apparently having an "Open House" sign out front has opened some sort of dummy door! Nobody has common sense anymore!

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Prospect:"I need an apt.b/c I'm going to the beach for a week & when I get back I won't have a place to live." #priorities #idontwantyouhere

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

So far today I have dealt with 2 "adults" that don't know their own address! Please tell me how they have made it to adulthood! #bless

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

#truth

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

This is so true! #myphonevoice #PropertyManagement #leasing #customerservice 😂

[Property Manager @aptleasinglife]

Prospect: "How much is a 2 bedroom?" Me: "$1,029" Prospect: "A Month?" Meanwhile in my head, I say "Yes boo- boo, it's not a one time fee".😂