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“Aliens probably drive past earth in space and lock their UFO doors”

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@BobbyMilone29 FYI: The introduction to the article said that these proposals were based off the fact that a team could not re-resign their own former players. “No re-signings of free agents, so we don’t have Soto going back to the Yankees, Bregman returning to the Astros…”

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@greg_ip @petersgoodman But just because those countries have a “common” factor doesn’t mean that it’s that factor that accounts for their similar shifts in political winds. There are innumerable nuances at play in each country, and seeking a grand unifying diagnosis is probably a fool’s errand.

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@MarkJonesESPN @ArtButSports do your thing

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@Spotify I use the app for “white noise”/focus music, but now my weekly Discovery and Release Radar playlists are filled with instrumentals based on this usage. Can we do something about that?

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NBA fans: “Can the #NBA get any more dramatic?”

Adam Silver:

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@baseballcrank I said it once about @baseballcrank and I’ll say it again: This is the type of tweet written by people who *think* they’re smart—or, more likely, who *desperately want other* people to think they’re smart. It’s quite sad when you think about how much they need this validation.

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@baseballcrank “Both of these book covers are the same color. I mean, clearly they’re the same book!”

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@baseballcrank This is type of tweet that people who *think* they’re smart—or, who desperately want people to *believe* they are smart—publish. And it’s quite sad.

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@ANGTraders @ddayen I think I’ve discovered @StephanieKelton’s burner account

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@kahinasekkai Belize!

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@rhguru Bruh I told you, it’s the off-season 🥱

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Wordle 527 3/6

⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⁦@rhguru⁩ 💯

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@rhguru How did you get the NYK colors?

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Wordle 526 3/6

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⁦@rhguru⁩ I got __ problems 👇🏼

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Wordle 525 2/6

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⁦@rhguru⁩ follow me

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Wordle 524 4/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
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⁦@rhguru⁩ getting close to retirement

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Wordle 523 3/6

🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛
🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⁦@rhguru⁩ bbq turkey

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Wordle 522 3/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⁦@rhguru⁩ on my AD thang right now

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@rhguru

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Wordle 521 4/6

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⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

⁦@rhguru⁩ what, no Wordle in punta mita?