i can do this all day

beta aap ka poora khandaan kanjarrrr

[Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa]

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.

[v33 🐞 @TOADVEE]

every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations

[Josh Dance @JoshDance]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2026 roadmap”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

You could probably Waterboard a lot of Information out of me. I have a Very low tolerance for Discomfort

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I have not unclenched my Jaw since January

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[Roony @Roonysters]

Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine

[… @thiskimani]

“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream”

Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.

[🤍 @fromawife]

Pretty with no roster because why the hell would I let multiple people have access to experience me.

[♒︎ @chai1anya]

and for my next trick i'll suddenly be goin non verbal for no reason

[222 @yuckgal]

having kids in theory sounds really fun but i literally slept for 15hrs last night so i don’t really think im fit for that life yet

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough 😭

[V.Mkh🇿🇦 @Mokgomotsim]

They’re fat shaming Tyla???? This is actually insane

[Kelvin @saint_kelvinnn]

I just took a shower in anger.

Rage bathing.

[agi @thexanaxlady]

nietzsche would’ve gotten 2 likes on his tweets

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

u fumbled a hot weird girl that liked u even when u was broke as shit

[ari @ariscoded]

Yall gotta stop being suprised when a guy is the worst person ever