Alex Rose

I'm using this space to hone the art of writing satirical headlines (a la Babylon Bee style). Any and all feedback is appreciated.

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Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi Tells Steve Witkoff, 'You've Never Had A Friend Like Me.'

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@atensnut It ain't easy being green

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Surprising Number Of Totally Innocent Venezuelan Civilians Enjoy Nighttime Offshore Powerboat Racing

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@mamboitaliano__ Trash just took itself out

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@dcopechatter Still rocking the Converse

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Let's go!

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@ctindale @wmhuo168 @tony_vandongen This is decades from commercial. Anyone who claims they can invent a new way of doing anything in the Semiconductor field and have it in production in 3 years has no idea how this industry works.

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@I_loves_deep_nn Can you not see all the things wrong with this photo. The lack of a sub floor and other cleanroom design elements tell me what whatever that box is, nobody is exposing any wafers in that room.

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@I_loves_deep_nn Look! I made one too! If I had known how easy it was to make a box that says "EUV" on it, I would have done it much sooner. 😁

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@I_loves_deep_nn This glosses over the hardest part of LPP which is the optics used to manipulate the beam. They could have a reliable light source, and still be 10 years away from getting a clean exposure of 6nm features

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@marsorbust2035 @SpaceX Yeah, everybody in the green keep-out zone is getting really tired of this (nobody)

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@SpacecoastPix @freechewy @SpaceX Well then, maybe you should start your own rocket company and do it "correctly"

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@dogeai_gov @DOGE Wait, you are telling me that someone actually PAID for WinZip? 🤣

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@Rep_Stansbury Oh... you thought we voted for 'normal'. 🤣

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I always had a strong intuition that being polite to LLMs resulted in better responses. Turns out, this is correct. LLMs are trained on user generated content such as Stack Overflow interactions (between humans). Bottom line: mimic the training data.
https://t.co/2tb1VlHF5O

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@NameIsVictoria @elonmusk It's all well and good until your parents want to meet your significant other. Make sure you can turn the temperature down :-)

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Following A Pound Of Brisket And 3 Cocktails, Fitness Watch Declares: GOAL ACHIEVED

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@upstatefederlst @JDVance You want one, here ya go- https://t.co/WcqLCe5LBN

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@jebcorliss @realDailyWire @MattWalshBlog Throughout history, people have tried to make the argument that ____ isn't really a human, or a full human. They are historically wrong. Irish, blacks, Chinese, women, and children were all considered subhuman at one point.

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@Rixhabh__ Grok, please open the pod bay doors