Amanda Whit

Specializes in: Sarcasm, Book Reading, and Cuban Food Eating.

[Amanda Whit @aradocy]

Thoughts and prayers to all those international WC fans that are going to learn today what the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

Pretty cool of the NHL to replace all-star weekend with on-ice MMA.

THIS IS SICK.

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[Amanda Whit @aradocy]

@GalPalSports NOT NOW GAL PALS, WE STRESSED

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[Lisa @Lisafer010]

If you have concert tickets to see this man PLEASE do NOT go to his show as he is a CRIMINAL!! In fact, give the concert tickets to me for your own safety!!!!

[King Fucking Henrik @FuckingHenrik30]

Cant believe we gotta listen to Lord Voldemort instead of Sam Rosen 😫

[Lauren🏒 @Ms_NYRangers]

Word is that Evan Rodrigues is still lying on ice. #NYR Pray for him 🙏🏼😂

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

me: rempe does not need to fight every game

me when i see rempe near tony d:

[Snark Messier @SnarkMessier]

Ray Ferraro is to NHL broadcasting what gas station sushi is to potential dinner options.

Never acceptable, by any means. #NYR

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I just checked Web MD and I have everything

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Sometimes I sit back wonder what happened to folks who have asked me for directions.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

If l’m ever Kid-napped or go missing, please don't make up lies about me.

• I do not light up a room.
• Everyone doesn't want to be my friend.
• I have a smart mouth
• And I have like three friends

Tell Dateline that! 🤣

[tate @50FirstTates]

just ONCE i’d like to casually enjoy a milkshake in my yard without being absolutely INUNDATED with boys

[Anastasia @the_anastasia]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re doing a good job, you have a nice butt, and your enemies deserve to perish.