yulin

Oh Signur!

[yulin @archeocosa]

Quanti sapientoni arroganti! Né EASA né Ryanair dicono che SI DEVE sapere l'inglese. Lo staff può chiedere di cambiare posto, ma di certo non arrabbiarsi se non lo si sa, o minacciare lo sbarco forzato! Roba da matti!

[Giulia @2centesimi]

Questo quello successo oggi sul volo Ryanair FR4131.
Durante il briefing di sicurezza rivolto ai passeggeri seduti nelle file 17 e 18 (uscite di emergenza), lo steward italiano ha dichiarato che avrebbe fornito le istruzioni esclusivamente in inglese, aggiungendo che chi non le >

[yulin @archeocosa]

@NobbyNobinson @Shellzze @Cal_III Have you ever been in the southern coast of Spain? Ever heard of “balconing”?

[yulin @archeocosa]

@andreamatranga 🤣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

America's situationship with Iran is officially past the "we need to define this" stage

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

History of the world according to MAGA

In the beginning, God created America.

1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America.

1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.)

1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts.

1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts.

1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone.

1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother.

1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos.

2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden.

2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned.

2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously.

2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different.

2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful.

2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@Kegsoccer

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Contrary to popular belief, the birthplaces of Messi, Suárez and Neymar form a straight line

[yulin @archeocosa]

@leraccoonmorice Fuggita da un paesello del varesotto pure io. A quanto pare, stanno vivendo un’esodo di ragazze. Chissà come mai 🤔?

[yulin @archeocosa]

@hippyygoat I just wanted to resurrect a memory. When the Italian government wasn’t a USA vassal.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@Ghost424 @ValerioMoggia Ah, perché, secondo te le elezioni mid-terms ci saranno e saranno svolte regolarmente senza alcun intoppo?

[yulin @archeocosa]

@I_amMukhtar Interesting that he picked up Whitechapel and not Soho.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@IterIntellectus They both missed a herd of elephants in a Tokyo studio flat: PESTILENCE. The Antonin plague killed 1/4 of the population and since then clusters kept appearing, especially at borders, where the military was. Hence, outsourcing

[yulin @archeocosa]

@FranAltomare Vabbeh, però ha ragione: la schiena ringrazia

[yulin @archeocosa]

@1foreverseeking @UsheringMonkey @JOKAQARMY1 Sit down, I need to tell you a disruptive information. Everyone dyes.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@DrClownPhD Defrag

[yulin @archeocosa]

@TheTinMenBlog Would you really call a 60 year old person “boy”? Because, from your graph, that’s when the shift happens.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@TheBrancaShow Yeah, sure. Tell me more about Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, Isabel d’Aragona, etc etc

[yulin @archeocosa]

@lisarf5 @Don_Federicoo Ti dirò, anche una traduzione a prima vista di un brano di Tacito, senza dizionario, non è proprio una passeggiata

[yulin @archeocosa]

@ianmiles @elonmusk You are right! Indeed, I live in London and I’ve never noticed them 🙄

[yulin @archeocosa]

@CLAUDIODD5 “Uno scienziato”
Ah, vabbè, allora…
mio cugino mi ha detto che uno è caduto dalla moto, si è tolto il casco e gli si è aperto il cranio in due.

[yulin @archeocosa]

@QueenAnticommie I might agree about the last point. Surely, he’s not silenced. I could hear him loud and clear.