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A gay theatre nerd. Or a nerdy theatre gay.

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@KalshiPolitics If folks don’t want Ossoff or Harris or Buttigieg or Newsom to be the nominee, they better get on board with AOC or another “better” candidate soon. At this point AOC has the most name recognition and strongest record with the progressive base out of any other viable candidate.

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@HenMazzig Is it Christian to fund the US military, Ms Rachel? What bothers me is she’s not addressing the true root cause of the issue - America itself. She’s trying to stand on moral high ground as a Christian American, and say that Israel is evil. Compared to what? America is even worse.

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Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was spotted earlier this year holding an Ariel bubble wand outside the Tangled restrooms in Magic Kingdom in the midst of a partial government shutdown, has died.

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@sarahnadav @mo_shawki2 Correction. You are an Israeli who got kicked out of a WhatsApp group for saying something dumb and offensive. You had many choices in this situation, and you chose to be ignorant. Did you think being an Israeli meant you could act like a jerk without facing any consequences?

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@jackiesturka @lesbian_fleabag Mark Scout is the widow bae

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@BranndonnQ1995 @TheSeditionists @BookerGWash Health care reform was during his 1st term, not the 2nd. It only passed in his 1st 2 years bc Democrats hadn’t lost control of Congress yet. Obama was still a very successful president, however. People use wildly different standards to measure his success vs Trump’s failures.

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@TinySilkworm686 @dunksdeux Truly inspired syntax lol

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@itzDab30 @DougJBalloon @atrupar He absolutely will.

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@TulsiGabbard @ODNIgov Your career has been nothing but a gigantic disgrace to the people of Hawaii and the entire country. You will never be missed.

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@jcuth20192 @elonmusk @JeffBezos Oh bless your sweet little Protestant capitalist heart. When exactly did you start worshipping profit instead of Jesus?

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@hannaahhn @AngelsOfPrrn @thorswdn Ur dumb

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@Wilson__Valdez Ok but who are you voting for instead? Mills dropped out so not sure what point you’re trying to make anymore.

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@elonmusk Lol he already has an Oscar and you don’t, Elon. Pathetic. You are so incredibly sad and stupid.

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@ItsKingSlime Sorry, but where is Persia on a map today? Does he mean he’s Iranian? Why not just say that, there hasn’t been an actual Persia for a very long time.

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@bradpomerance @IAPolls2022 Dear Los Angeles Cowards,
If you want to hand the GOP total political control over Jewish identity in America, keep attacking and vilifying the most progressive and successful candidates in the country just because they also happen to be Muslim.
(Progressive Jew here -never GOP)

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@BernieMask1 @LeftyWinter Focusing on whether the potential governor of California is or isn’t a Zionist is why no one takes leftists seriously anymore. Nothing makes people tune out faster than throwing around the Z word when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand. You’re not helping Gaza.

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@MeghanMcCain Are you FUCKING kidding me???

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@LyonPryde92 @flurbylovesyou @wondermann5 Thank god the Republican establishment is completely in charge instead! I prefer to be controlled by literal Nazis rather than rich liberals on any day. So what I’m gathering is that you probably voted for Trump or didn’t vote, so you are effectively a GOP voter & it’s ur fault.

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@drinkerofagua @MarcoFoster_ @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Brain dead MAGGATS like you keep using the argument that “It’s not fascism until you can’t do (X) anymore.” So is THAT when you’ll start denouncing what’s happening? Only AFTER it’s actually too late to have free speech anymore? You sound like a fucking idiot.

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@paolatjimenez @KamalaHarris Lol in 2021 the war was Covid you dumbass b*tch