val about town

she/her ♎︎ • who do you think you are i am

[val about town @areuincontrol]

> has a therapist
> therapist abruptly stops practicing therapy
> has no therapist
> has hair salon
> hair salon burns down
> has no hair salon
> do i even look for replacements or am i dooming whoever i find

[val about town @areuincontrol]

justice for sol but also she was so right they did her a favor, she’s too good for that damn villa

[val about town @areuincontrol]

and me cause covering your songs makes me feel like i’m about to pass out

[val about town @areuincontrol]

ok i try not to engage in stan wars and i genuinely like her music but i can not fathom why olivia rodrigo keeps writing songs that have absolutely no time for breathing when she clearly struggles with breath work singing live😭 give yourself a break girlie

[val about town @areuincontrol]

i’m about to be soooo annoying about this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.

The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.

In theaters on October 9.

[val about town @areuincontrol]

this is very much the case in PNW too, homes weren’t built to handle heat and my first summer outside of UT which has AC everywhere and thin walls was a bit of a shock. but ya know what i did for this summer? i made sure i had a fuckin AC! how is this a problem EVERY year??

[digit ITS PANTHEON TIME @itsjustdigit]

Something for people who live in hot countries to remember before they go "LOL HAHA SILLY PEOPLE DIE WHEN TOO HOT, DONT THEY KNOW ITS HOTTER IN OTHER PLACES?"

[ti 🚀✧*:･ﾟis seeing dnp!! @obviouslacking]

my non woke take is that i love animals but do kind of believe in the food chain at the end of the day

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@jan_murray so a cis man does something horrible to you and somehow trans women are responsible? maybe our bar for who uses a public bathroom should be “doesn’t shout obscene things at strangers” instead of “has the same genitalia as me”

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@nypost didn’t jeffrey dahmer do this shit what the fuck man

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@_chase_____ i have a legitimately good cure that works for me without fail but you can bet your ass i’m gonna take any chance to scare the shit out of a good friend before i tell them what it is

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@emilyjobot my best friend of 10 years once brought me cheesecake covered in strawberry sauce as an apology and i famously can’t stand fruit on dessert and then they made me feel crazy for being upset about

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@imfynerthanfyne i know this is rage bait but like what the actual fuck😭

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@hoshizorarock cheese violence is always worth it for the cheese pleasure

[val about town @areuincontrol]

babe are you ok? you’ve hardly touched the casino butter

[val about town @areuincontrol]

@obfuscated_id @USA_Polling this man and his next two generations could not possibly spend all the money in a single lifetime that he’s amassed. what could possibly incentivize them that hasn’t done so in the first 999 million

[val about town @areuincontrol]

am i nuts to see “childcare opens in retirement center” and not assume they are two separate orgs with professionals to watch the children and opportunities for the young and old to bond? why does everyone think they dropped a bunch of children at a home and said “good fckn luck”

[val about town @areuincontrol]

people in the replies acting like they’re making the old people to watch the kids like did it ever occur to you freaks that some people actually enjoy being around children and those are probably the ones enthusiastically holding the babies??

[iza @izamamaa]

This is a GREAT idea. Why not put child care centers in retirement homes?

[val about town @areuincontrol]

*sees elderly people and children getting along* this would NEVER work old people famously hate children!! children are disease-infested monsters who will kill every elderly person they come in contact with! we should keep them separated at all costs!

pls go outside

[Clóda ⸆⸉ ོ🇮🇪 @KarmaisaCloda]

Honestly I think this whole TMZ/ Chappell Roan story is just to distract us from Donna Kelce’s home renovations.