Devanshi Shah

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Dear Imtiaz Ali,
Stop telling boys some girl will come in their life and teach them how to live it.
We have our own shit to do.

Love,
An over worked girl

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Meet your parents on weekends, you’ll never hate Mondays

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Forgive me twitter, for I have threaded.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

You can tell if your parents love you by your name. Like boys who are called Kiran, Sanam, Heer and Pinal should move out now.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Kabhi kisiki jeans dekh kar dosti karne ka mann kara hai?
Taaki borrow karne ko mil jaaye

[Siddharth Dudeja @sidudeja]

Hello people who follow me. I'm not really active here but just dropped a new video on youtube so thought i'd share with the 10 people who might still follow me. Here's the link: https://t.co/2x4v9cNIOo

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

This Valentine’s will mark as the first one Valentine’s Day when I’m not single.

This time I’m single and broke.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Kar lo kar lo abhi apne sibling se pyaar kar lo phir toh property ke liye hi ladhna hai

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Daughter: Mom I got into NASA!
Indian mom: Apne baal theek kar lo. chidiya ka ghosla lag rahi ho.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Everyone keeps saying ‘Bald men have a lot of money’. Then why don’t they have enough to get a hair transplant.

[Shashwat Maheshwari @sanshash]

India is so beautiful. I want to move abroad so I can come here for vacations.

[Comedy Ladder @come4come]

14th Feb 8pm @NCPAMumbai come celebrate Valentines day with Us with a super fun lineup host by @JeeyaDhadkDhadk comics talking about love and heartbreak @areyohdeva Chirag @ANTISEJAL @coolboy_joel @siddarth286

https://t.co/K3kxwnhi71

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

After living in a joint family, a haunted house with just one ghost is a fantasy.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

I think I have reached old age. I take 7 days to recover from a party and get back to work.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

I’m very low maintenance because I have to maintain myself.

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

Andheri, this is happening tonight
Ladies, your tickets are cheaper than men’s. Please support our reverse sexism.
Ticket Link : https://t.co/nyFRXoTRA0
Feat:
⁦@areyohdeva⁩ ⁦@actortrupti⁩ ⁦@ShreyaPriyam⁩ ⁦@SonaliThakker⁩ ⁦@sumairashaik⁩ Supriya

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Amit ji ko 7 janmo ke life time award mil chuke hai. Ab after-life awards shuru kar dene chahiye unke liye.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

@HDFC_Bank @ICICIBank_Care @MumbaiPolice
On 2nd Nov 2022 I fell for a liquor fishing scam and lost Rs 32,406.
I filled in an FIR and a dispute form. @HDFC_Bank has closed the case without any proper justification. I would like to reopen the case.

[Devanshi Shah @areyohdeva]

Mumbai girls be like ‘Main ghar jamai nahi la sakti kyunki mere ghar pe jagah hi nahi hai’

[Comedy Ladder @come4come]

8th Oct 7pm @NCPAMumbai We are back with comedy for comedy's sake with a stellar line-up hosted by @JeeyaDhadkDhadk comics @pavie_shetty @adg_5 @areyohdeva Chirag & Abira
https://t.co/cTsFE3u1W5

[Comedy Ladder @come4come]

8th Oct 7pm WE are back with another amazing line up at @NCPAMumbai If you have been missing the last few shows, we just want you to know not to miss this one! hosted by @JeeyaDhadkDhadk comics performing @adg_5 @pavie_shetty Chirag, Abira @areyohdeva

https://t.co/cTsFE3LCND