Sachin

vibe coder

[alli @sonofalli]

if your girl:
- drinks a lot of water
- causes drama
- remembers everything
that's not your girl, that's a data center

[CodeKage @codekagefx]

Latency - how long it takes your babe to reply you

Throughput - how many boys your babe replies in a minute

[Sachin @areysachinn]

@dpropulse sweet

[dpropulse @dpropulse]

Wishing everyone a proud and joyful 80th Independence Day

[Sachin @areysachinn]

Crazy startups have been popping up on my feed 💀

[ASTROSPACE @Arslanshaikh_]

🇮🇳 Based in West Bengal, Talisha Aerospace is developing Kalpana-1, a private reusable rocket aimed at affordable and sustainable space access. The two-stage solid-propellant vehicle targets 20–30 km suborbital flights with parachute-based recovery.

[Sachin @areysachinn]

@ved_a Based

[moti @m0t11___]

bitch you ain’t woke, you just tik tok brainwashed 🤣

[ian brash @iansbrash]

Y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me Member of Technical Staff

[Mohit @excaspian]

80th Independence Day🇮🇳
Long live the Republic.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Jinks, congratulations on a great career, buddy. You’ve done wonders for Indian cricket, and you can be very proud of your journey. The safest pair of hands in the slips and my favourite Test batting partner. Wishing you well always. God bless. 🤝🇮🇳
@ajinkyarahane88

[Ludonauta @LudensLudonauta]

I was studying MCPs and this comment really blew my mind.

[luda 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

howIsItGoing

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

This is real cricket. I love watching batsmen cry and beg bowlers for mercy. The lions of flat pitches look like mice here.

[Sachin @areysachinn]

@Dank_jetha *once they become rich

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

Suryavanshi reading this tweet

[Sachin @areysachinn]

the what?!

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

[Sachin @areysachinn]

@abhijeet_dipke @ArvindKejriwal

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

Not now honey - GitHub and Claude are both up at the same time

[Sachin @areysachinn]

@hajarkagalwa sybau