zou🤠

trolling SME & digital hoarder

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

spending more time on zillow than i ever did on hinge

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

lfg and happy friday. Amanda Bynes accepted my LinkedIn request

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Imagine paying $20/month for Claude when you can just ask questions to the Chipotle customer support bot and get Opus 4.8 for free

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

gen z has made it to linkedin

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

chace crawford’s arms

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

Sesame Street helped me test out of ESL

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

Switzerland will be spared.

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

correction: windows fully open in my midtown apartment listening to someone practicing oboe in the distance. lovely

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

in my midtown apartment listening to someone practicing oboe

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

in 2016 i texted this guy from mississippi (lol) after ole miss smoked uga and then received a call from his gf

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I just need to know if we have class tomorrow

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[Shark @sharkincrisis]

POV:

You found animal Twitter...💎

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

lol

[emilie @cbcradio2]

chatgpt: No, I 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 get it. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺? You're 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 it, girl.

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

120 more days

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

asking copilot to write my end of year review like my job depends on it

[zou🤠 @arezouu]

can’t believe sea lions get to live in california for free