Rudden

Just a worm on a string eating its own tail.

[Rudden @argar42]

If my name were Rudden I’d always be saying shit like “ruddenly” or “all of a rudden”

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

meow meow I love Drake meow

[Rudden @argar42]

This too is dialectics

[Rudden @argar42]

It appears that history has come to its natural conclusion

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

@FargothGares @havi_high_one @Enere66 Okay, Gigachad is now Muslim and Communist. Now what.

[Rudden @argar42]

@FruityMonbebe That’s still one of the great mysteries of this earth that is yet to be solved

[Rudden @argar42]

Ohhhhhh

[Rudden @argar42]

Upon reviewing it, I now think it’s multiple identically dressed kids, which might be even more delightful

[Rudden @argar42]

Watched this several times just for the little kid that occasionally books it across the screen

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

just for clarification: Sean Burke does have a family 😂

[Rudden @argar42]

@amazonmilkfrog Unfortunately yeah. John browns body has a little more sauce in that department, but probably still not enough to marchmog stars and stripes

[Rudden @argar42]

I never considered that there are enough people yearning to be called dear by apple IT so badly that it would be at all profitable to include it in the opening of a scam email

[Rudden @argar42]

@amazonmilkfrog I know someone who referenced Stalin at yalta at a bar open mic to resounding silence, and the organizer afterwards was like, read the room

[Rudden @argar42]

@ppegasassy Hey man, a good tweet is a good tweet

[Rudden @argar42]

I have never seen this anywhere but the jewel osco clearance section and that only intrigues me more

[Rudden @argar42]

Please captain curt’s famous godfather boss sauce, I need to know what the slap yo mama promise is

[Rudden @argar42]

@sara_the_plant If anything I was confused that the full 342 million weren’t acknowledged as such

[Rudden @argar42]

I like how this implies that there are 42 million Americans with history degrees

[hot dam historian 🦅 @hotdamhistorian]

i'm gonna be honest, i know this, everyone who has a phd or even a bachelor's in history knows this. but i'm so so so sorry, the other 300m americans do not give a fuck about this.

[Rudden @argar42]

Me when the professor calls something a gargoyle even if it doesn’t redirect water

[Rudden @argar42]

Thank you father

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

To the tune of "Hammond Song" by The Roches:

[Rudden @argar42]

Back in the day (2023), it was much funnier knowing that stuff like this was because some dude fucked up instead of it just being ai being slightly more stupid than normal