Ariana

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White people be like “I have to pick up my dog from their painting class”

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1:55 of Get Ur Freak On is the original hawk twah in case anyone was wondering

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@shirtsthtgohard

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“How tipsy are you?”

I just tried to look up Scottie Pippen on Google Maps 🥲

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@subwayenjoyer69

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

i live that magazine covers are now like those weird paintings in Harry Potter

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Petition to bring back the Tivoli Arcade breakers

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RIP Elvis you would have loved Uber Eats

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Full body massage is not enough I need a full body replacement

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Less optical illusions.

More optical solutions.

👁️👄👁️

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@subwayenjoyer69 Go shawty

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Could everyone in the world please stop sending emails for like 6 months so I can get through my backlog TY xx

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Someone said the other day there is a BIG difference between being funny and being a comedian and I was like so true king I know loads of comedians who aren’t funny at all

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You really can just say anything these days as long as you say “respectfully” at the end

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You win some you dim sum

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@Jesse_bslade Lol this reminds me of my first retail job where my coworker was talking a customer through the difference between bamboo and regular cotton, and when the customer held up a pair of socks and said “what are these?” my coworker responded “they’re socks” 🤣💀

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When i say “slay” I’m imagining i’m the green power ranger

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@geekfacekillah Wish I could haha react this

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@djmorphee @zacdazed Ok a beautiful mind