maximus

You either win or you learn.

[Pracool @thehighmonk]

If a Gandhi relative had a stake in a business benefiting from government policy, prime-time TV would call it the scam of the century. When it’s linked to Nitin Gadkari’s family, it’s rebranded as economic reform & modern solution.

[Kartik Mali @notkartik]

those illiterate who are supporting #Telegram ban don’t know how many aspirants are studying on this app
it literally stored whole our academic
you morons will never understand this

[Suhasini Haidar @suhasinih]

MEA needs a less clichéd and more serious script for the PM's visits abroad, one where he engages with his hosts on substantive issues, rather than his own accompanying troupe and Indians settled abroad.

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

ANI coverage of PM Modi's foreign trips..

Step 1 PM says bye bye to everyone in India while boarding a plane. No sounds. Cinematic music and shots.

Step 2 Watches Indian dance music programme of women abroad. Make sure there are white people performing too. Look serious and interested

Step 3 Ask NRIs to say how much they love Modiji and how fortunate they are to see their bhagwaan from motherland who has done so much development in India.

Step 4 Make sure no one hears him speak. EVER.Never show the press asking him questions. Mute videos. Edit. Edit. Edit.

The End.

[Stanly Johny @johnstanly]

My point is that I understand when #India doesn't name the perpetrator when it condemns the Israeli bombing of Qatar. I understand when India doesn't name when it condemns the Russian attacks in Ukraine. I also understand if India doesn't want to name when it condemns the Iranian attack on Persian Gulf monarchies. That's strategic balancing. But I don't understand why India doesn't name the country that fired missiles at vessels carrying Indian nationals, and killed three of them, in India's neighbourhood waters!

[OSINTAffairs @PIBinUPSC]

A lot of UPSC beginners think they need to understand the entire exam before they begin preparing.

You don't.

You learn the exam by preparing for it.

In the first few months, you'll be confused by half the terms in the newspaper.

Ancient History will feel ancient.

Economy will seem like a foreign language.

Environment will introduce you to species you never knew existed.

That's okay.

Your first job is not to master the syllabus.

Your first job is to build familiarity.

Read. Get confused. Read again. Things connect over time.

UPSC is less about intelligence and more about staying in the game long enough for the pieces to fall into place.

[Awesh Tiwari @awesh29]

बेरोज़गार युवाओं को 'कॉक्रोच' समझने वाले भारत के मुख्य न्यायाधीश इस समय क्या कर रहे हैं - मालूम है? मी लॉर्ड इस समय लंडन की खूबसूरत फिज़ाओं में बैडमिंटन का टूर्नामेंट खेल रहे हैं.

जून का महीना चल रहा है. देश में भयंकर उमस और गर्मी है तो मी लॉर्ड महोदय यहां कैसे खेलते? पसीना निकलता. कहीं बेहोश हो जाते तो? मी लॉर्ड के मनोरंजन में कहीं कोई कमी न रह जाये इसलिये मोदी जी के कानून मंत्री किरण रिजिजू ने खुद आगे बढ़कर लंडन में टूर्नामेंट कराने का इंतज़ाम कराया.

भारत का कानून मंत्रालय मी लॉर्ड और उनके चेले-चमचों का खेल स्पॉन्सर कर रहा है.

बैडमिंटन तो अकेले खेला नहीं जाता इसलिये मुख्य न्यायाधीश का साथ देने देश कानून मंत्री भी लंडन पहुंचे हुये हैं. उन्होंने और मी लॉर्ड ने मिलकर बैडमिंटन टूर्नामेंट का उद्घाटन किया. पांच लाख का इनाम भी रखा है. 1000 रुपये एंट्री फीस. सूर्यकांत और रिजिजू के अलावा भारत के 150 जज और वकील इस वक्त लंडन में बैडमिंटन टूर्नामेंट खेल रहे हैं.

कितना सुंदर दृश्य होगा! भारत का मुख्य न्यायाधीश जो युवाओं को 'कॉक्रोच' समझता है और युवाओं को 'कॉक्रोच' बनाने वाली सरकार का कानून मंत्री एक साथ बैडमिंटन खेल रहे हैं. एक से बढ़कर एक शॉट्स मार रहे हैं. चेले-चमटे तालियां बजा रहे हैं. दमकते-महकते माहौल में बियर, व्हिस्की परोसी जा रही है.

मी लॉर्ड और माननीय मंत्री जब खेल रहे होंगे तब उनके हाथ में रैकेट होगा. जब नहीं खेल रहे होंगे तो हाथ में बियर या व्हिस्की का ग्लास होगा. बैडमिंटन की बारिकियों के अलावा तब दोनों लोग, चुस्कियां लेते हुये, भारत को विश्वगुरु बनाने गंभीर चर्चा करते होंगे.

ब्रिटेन की राजधानी में, ब्रिटेन के गुलाम भारत की न्यायपालिका और कार्यपालिका का ऐसा मिलन अब तक कम से कम मैंने नहीं देखा या पढ़ा था.

मोदी जी चाहते हैं कि जनता सोना न खरीदे, बैलगाड़ी से चले, शादी-ब्याह का आयोजन न करे ,पैसा बचाये ताकि उनकी असफलताओं को ढंका जा सके. लेकिन इस देश का इलीट क्लास, देश को चूसकर भी लंडन में मौज कर रहा है. पर मोदी जी कुछ नहीं बोलते.

@vdiimc

[Sunny @VairagiX]

Sometimes we avoid meeting old friends.

Not because we think we’re better than them or know more than them. But because after years of UPSC preparation, we’ve become different people discussing different worlds.

[maximus @arjun_at_007]

@thatdayin1992 I think #Netanyahu is the second and #Trump is the third 💩

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Dr. Shamika Ravi is in Modi's Economic Advisory Council, because she is West Bengal Governor RN Ravi's daughter.

There is no nepotism involved.

[maximus @arjun_at_007]

@Nher_who Perks of listening to ‘Mann Ki Bakwaas’ 💯

[M K Venu @mkvenu1]

How did LIC end up buying 10% stake in a relatively new company like Rajesh Exports which is caught with Rs.15 lakh crore of fake revenues. LIC normally invests only in large companies with a long track record. Was LIC influenced by the powers? This question will not go away.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

An actor turned politician and a politician turned actor in the same frame.

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

You can troll and abuse Rahul Gandhi as much as you want, but that guy has been predicting everything regarding 'Vishwaguru' so fucking accurately for a very long time, and he is raising serious questions regarding its affairs.

[Ramesh Chennithala @chennithala]

Project Zero, the new action plan of the Vigilance department aimed at wiping out corruption, was announced today in Thiruvananthapuram. This initiative has been launched with the firm conviction that receiving services without corruption is a right of the people.
Members of the public who capture video evidence of bribery demands in government offices and upload them to the official Vigilance portal will be rewarded with ₹5,000. The identities of those providing information will be kept strictly confidential.
The government will not tolerate any corrupt officials. On this occasion, I assure you that the 1969 Vigilance Manual will be updated to reflect modern times, and surprise inspections will continue strictly. Let us stand together for a corruption-free Kerala.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

We understand Modi Ji’s message about saving fuel, but reducing the convoy to just two cars feels risky. The nation cannot afford to take chances with the beloved PM’s security. What if a reporter gets close enough to ask an unscripted question.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

मोदी जी ने कल जनता से त्याग मांगे - सोना मत ख़रीदो, विदेश मत जाओ, पेट्रोल कम जलाओ, खाद और खाने का तेल कम करो, मेट्रो में चलो, घर से काम करो।

ये उपदेश नहीं - ये नाकामी के सबूत हैं।

12 साल में देश को इस मुक़ाम पर ला दिया है कि जनता को बताना पड़ रहा है - क्या ख़रीदे, क्या न ख़रीदे, कहां जाए, कहां न जाए। हर बार ज़िम्मेदारी जनता पर डाल देते हैं ताकि ख़ुद जवाबदेही से बच निकलें।

देश चलाना अब Compromised PM के बस की बात नहीं।

[maximus @arjun_at_007]

@StateDept “global problem”! You guys started this , imebciles

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on US Navy Seizing Ships:

It’s a very profitable business. We’re like pirates.

[maximus @arjun_at_007]

@bainjal Vishwaguru went to Kasi. Vishwaguru has conquered this place, too. Aura 😂 😂