Jimmie

RMC the monorail. Buttchin. ☄️🎢🕇

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🌎 RETWEET TO WIN 🌎

This Fly, Fly Away Friday, you've got a shot to go global thanks to @AlaskaAir and oneworld Alliance! Hit that retweet button for a chance to win 200,000 Alaska Airlines Mileage Plan™ miles, plus a Mariners Gameday Package. https://t.co/Wsp8WyEeC5

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

Planning my upcoming trip to Hawaii - staying at Hilton Waikoloa Village. A perk for friends & family: https://t.co/UDQTXz4ela

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

Sitting on a plane from Denver to LA. Bradley Chubb sitting one row ahead, stuffed in middle seat.

Guy in window: sorry man, I feel bad. Chubb: it's okay
Guy: so you play for the broncos?
Chubb: yep
Guy: are you guys excited about this new DE... Chubb?
Chubb: that's me actually.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

300k. I get to take eleven eleven year old fans, and I get to dress like eleven. And if it runs post Halloween, I’d prefer us to go on November 11th, at 11pm. https://t.co/H5ECmUTOwP

[Orlando Informer @OrlandoInformer]

.@DavidKHarbour how many retweets would it take for you to walk through Stranger Things at #HHN28 with us?

[BRUCKHEIMER FILMS/TV @BRUCKHEIMERJB]

10,000 in the first 12 minutes. 25,000 in the first hour. Amazing response to our season ticket launch today in Seattle. Thank you to the city of Seattle, the NHL, and most importantly the incredible fans.

https://t.co/hpvQJkh0dh

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

@MarriottRewards 14 #RewardsPoints

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

@MarriottRewards 15 yard line #RewardsPoints

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

@MarriottRewards @NFL 16 #RewardsPoints

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

@MarriottRewards @NFL 11 #RewardsPoints

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

@MarriottRewards @NFL 10 feet #RewardsPoints

[DHH @dhh]

"Japan firm considers 3-day weekends as nation rethinks culture of long work hours" 👏 https://t.co/qd7JaZN9fU

[vaughn mcclure @vxmcclure23]

``We will absolutely not go down that road,'' Dan Quinn told @Bighugh53 about requesting Future songs to annoy Russell Wilson.

[Jimmie @armpitslinky]

Lady writing check to pay for groceries in front of me.

[Brian Nemhauser @hawkblogger]

Also, @DougBaldwinJr has a chance to become the first NFL WR to ever finish more than 95 receptions on fewer than 130 targets.

[Jeff J. Snider @snidog]

If Edgar came out of retirement and went 0-for-800 with 400 strikeouts, he’d still have a better career OBP than Ortiz — and fewer Ks.