ye olde nobbes

yikes would suffice

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@MilFedReserve @CrankyFed my god

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@theosal @HBO based take

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

Newly elected Supreme Ayatollah Arafi, I have only one request

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Like the Ayatollah, if I was about to be killed, my last move would also be to bomb Dubai

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@atlanticesque what's mitch mcconnell doing here

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@carminerites @cardamomkiss

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

He will never be her.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A monkey named Panchi-Kun has gone viral for bonding with a plush orangutan after being abandoned at birth

Zoo staff gave him the plushie for comfort when he struggled to fit in with other macaques

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

oh you’re off twitter for lent? Lent is about suffering, you should be here 24/7

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my whimsical & trusting heart has led me to the world’s worst gimmicky potato chip flavors

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@exRhenum @BeSaintly Idk brandon you're complaining about Francis saying it's ok to bless sodomites while very clearly being gay yourself??

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@yeastextracter which

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@yeastextracter @umkalra Can't blv I just found out that this phrase is from family guy

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@rwlesq @MxVivianWulf @TrueSlazac @ContraPoints *fursona

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance Here's hoping that the next democratic admin uses this precedent to take your guns, trans your kids, and throw you into a re-education camp where you'll be made to endure drag queen story hour until you're ready to be reintroduced to civilized society 🥰😇

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance Illegally entering the country or being in the US illegally is a misdemeanor offence, for which said immigrants are liable to be deported -- this administration has not done that, it has engaged in extraordinary rendition by imprisoning these immigrants in a prison with a 1/x

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance these are the actions of a junta of fascist thugs, and one that establishes the precedent that in the United States, the rule of law and fundamental rights are contingent on the political agenda of the executive 5/x

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance ignoring this judgement is tantamount to the administration signalling it's total disregard for the constitution, and indicating it's willingness to use extrajudicial means to pursue their ends in this pogrommatic crackdown on undocumented immigrants 4/x

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance this is a violation of their rights under US LAW, which guarantees a fundamental right to equality before the law (14th amendment), and against cruel and unusual punishment (8th amendment) to non-citizens as well as US citizens 3/x

[ye olde nobbes @arnavisjaded]

@GershonManda @Timothy_Bellman @JDVance confirmed track record of torture and the use of slave labour, without trial, due process, or releasing any information confirming the alleged criminal nature of these immigrants (and even if they did, that would still need to be put under scrutiny through due legal process) 2/x