Arpit Malik

[Kartik Aaryan @TheAaryanKartik]

#CoronaStopKaroNa
My Appeal in my Style
Social Distancing is the only solution, yet 🙏🏽
@narendramodi we are with you Sir !!

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

The best way to live a miserable life is to pay attention to what other people are saying about you.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Her leftover French fries were his happy meal.
#ttt

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

You don't realize how much you care about someone until they don't care about you.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

We're more than friends, but we're less than a couple."

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Every girl wants a bad boy, who will be good just for them, and every boy wants a good girl, who will be bad just for them."

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

The habit of hugging your pillow while sleeping indicates that you miss a certain someone."

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

@hksdrums :-P

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

I'm literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.😂

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush.2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush.3. wets toothbrush again.4. starts brushing teeth.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Deleting my school so I can focus on Twitter.

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Never make decisions when you're angry or horny..

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? #sleep> #love

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

You can't buy happiness...but you can buy beer and that's kinda the same thing.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

A boyfriend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes AND a girlfriend should make her boyfriend's dick hard, not his life!

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE WHORE you're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty, orange mess PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS.

[Arpit Malik @arpitmalik24]

AAAAH A COCKROACH! Me: Calm down it's only a roach.. *roach opens wings* Me: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!