Ashley Short

Overweight Carolina, Redskins, The Wire, and Game of Thrones fan.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Cincinnati played him last year. What is their punishment?

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

The Big 12 Board of Directors meeting today to discuss the Brendan Sorsby situation just ended with no decision, as expected. The Big 12 Board of Directors Statement to ESPN says "all options" remain and includes this: "Universities should not field players who have bet on their own team’s games in college athletics."

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

It's not your house, cause you lost.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:

No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.

Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. https://t.co/yGDgJciDQZ

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

He needs to develop a post game.

[Theo pinson @tpinsonn]

You’re right. Not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. But we know one thing he will be back.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Reading too much into it.

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Holy cow they are treating Mike Brown like an afterthought, I’ve never seen this. Leon Rose before the coach?

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

I feel like Legolas should beat his ass.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

@katydailybrasil Thank you for supporting lesbian couples for Pride Month!

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Please leave our beloved south and never return.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

He built several successful companies. Those companies, unlike you, have value.

Your want to help regular people. No fed income tax on the first 75k you make per year, secure the border, roll back foreign aid by about 70%, and term limits for the likes of you.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.

The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.

We need a wealth tax.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

They earned it

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Elon Musk: Trillionaire

Jeff Bezos: Billionaire

Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

The went to the moon

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

They were on top of the world in 1986.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Cincy knew he was gambling a year ago. Played him every game and didn't tell the NCAA. Why are they getting a free pass?

[Marty Smith @MartySmithESPN]

If Brendan Sorsby does ultimately return to the field against Houston Week 3, the same weekend Lane Kiffin returns to Oxford, the internet may never recover.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

@ESPNBooger Why did Cincinnati play him last year?

Don't get me started on the behaviors players get a free pass for everywhere, every year.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Then a patio beer.

[Joshua Smith @realjoshuasmith]

@BarstoolBigCat You send the wife to bed and drink a porch beer.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Why aren't yall mad at Cincy for playing him last year? They didn't give a single shit until he left.

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

I know Texas Tech is in a spot no school wants to be in but I'm genuinely surprised at how poorly they have handled this. With the money they have this might be the worst PR campaign we have seen

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Yeah, water finds its level. The Spurs are just better.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

Weak

[On3 @On3]

NEW: NC State is investigating whether LSU improperly persuaded Will Wade to break his contract with the Wolfpack, @WRAL reports.

https://t.co/FWSE0nIah1

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

The NCAA is facing the consequences of its actions.

[Jason Staples @DocStaples]

@WillMilesSEC Yes, the damage to his career would be irreparable. That's the thing about the consequences of our own actions.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

FSU needs to pick a sport or wants to be good and put the money there. The only answer is football. No other sport actually matters at FSU.

[Jason Staples @DocStaples]

Exhibit 43567 on how imbalanced the playing field is at this point in terms of NIL and personnel, and there's no fix in sight.
#FSU fans upset about football recruiting & personnel should also take note: this is systemic; it's not just about a single coach.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

If Texas Tech wants to enforce that rule they can. But you can't have industry wide restrictions of they aren't collectively bargained.

[Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks]

I’ve never had an issue paying players- above or under the table. It is what is. But you can’t bet on your own sport & team as a CFB player. That sets a very dangerous precedent. No other way to say it. I’m not saying he can’t have an NFL career but there has to be some meaningful punishment here.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

The NCAA doesn't want to collectively bargain workplace rules.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Ashley Short @arshort2]

The last king of Scotland

[Bet105 @bet_105]

PK Subban looks like he’s about to join a marching band😂😂