Artemis

artemis • 24 • aspiring cat lady • dnd nerd

[Artemis @artfxrts]

Note to self: STOP FUCKING EATING CHEESE YOU LACTOSE INTOLERANT SADIST

[perla 🍒 @perla_karina22]

me with my sister even though she gets on my nerves vs me without my sister

[Artemis @artfxrts]

Dont ever talk to me or my son ever again

[Artemis @artfxrts]

@TatiGrace1 why you looking for pipes bihhhh

[NASA @NASA]

Our #Artemis program will return astronauts to the Moon by 2024.

👩‍🚀 What is Artemis?
🌙 Why go to the Moon?
🚀 How do we get there?
🗓️ When will we get there?
🔍 What will we do there?

Answers to these frequently asked questions: https://t.co/2QkrWYb2sd

[Artemis @artfxrts]

to the person who parked like this on google maps.... WE ALL SEE YOU

[Artemis @artfxrts]

hector: "you know that one guy from the carribbean pirate movie.... orlando blossom."
me: "...... orlando bloom?"

[_James✨ @HotBoiViper]

What not to do when your snake gets pissed at you😭,y’all it’s been a minute since I had one so it got me off guard 😭

[Artemis @artfxrts]

@lovelyfaults girl that was every day for me at spectrum

[Artemis @artfxrts]

me: "we're a sandwich."
hector: "with the cat in the middle."
me: "yeah! cat jam!"
also me internally: i need to see this drawn.....

[MYSTIC7 @MYSTIC7]

This is what world domination looks like

[Artemis @artfxrts]

my pizza just got delivered.... @PapaJohns whyyyyy

[Artemis @artfxrts]

@mekkyheartsyou @_beetleking @aaaannieeeee @chameleonwren i miss our girls. all of them.

[Artemis @artfxrts]

i miss my original dnd crew @mekkyheartsyou @_beetleking @aaaannieeeee @chameleonwren

[Artemis @artfxrts]

@_beetleking @mekkyheartsyou @aaaannieeeee @chameleonwren Im beyond down for a game like so hard. Im between games right now and I'm having withdrawals

[Artemis @artfxrts]

you guys dont get it like hes trying his hardest

[Artemis @artfxrts]

Me: "Palatable."
Hecto: *unable to say this word* "Paddleboat"

[Artemis @artfxrts]

So I usually let Hector use my phone on his mornings off to go pokemon hunting for me on his bike rides and I've been taking note of all the pokemon he catches and names. So Im gonna make a thread for them all.