Sarah Grossberg

Artist

[Sarah Grossberg @artsarah23]

New York's hottest time-suck is watching the official compilation of every single Stefon SNL sketch a

[Sarah Grossberg @artsarah23]

@JeffreeStar more than I knew, my life. 💞

[Sarah Grossberg @artsarah23]

@JeffreeStar Yasss!

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

anne hathaway is being talked about for her beauty but what about the fact that her husband looks very similar to william shakespeare and william shakespeare's wife's name was literally ANNE HATHAWAY......

[Nerd City @nerdcity]

A good sir is baptized. Go forth and argue on the internet. Gaming, atheism, feminism, and anime are your domain.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I think the clearest sign our societal bonds are broken is the barely restrained glee partisans show when mass shooters are revealed to be part of the other political tribe.

[Sarah Grossberg @artsarah23]

@amandapalmer Frustration!Tickets for your Eugene show but chemo has left me too weak to go. Have an amazing performance tonight! ❤️

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Why is it when people say to post the third picture on your cell phone it's all cute selfies and dog pictures and I'm the only one taking pictures of suspicious moles in hard to see places?

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

me to Catholic friend: So you can't have sex on Valentines Day since it's also Ash Wednesday?

Her: No, abstinence just means you can't eat meat.

And suddenly I understand why the "Choose Abstinence" program isn't the most reliable birth control.

[Laurie Notaro @laurienotaro]

If your gun is more important to you than 17 dead teenagers, 22 dead kindergarteners and the hundreds of others... https://t.co/Qgagb02hN2

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We should not be selling assault weapons in this country. These weapons are not for hunting. They are for killing human beings. These are military weapons.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

I wrote a bestselling book about living with mental illness. I’m still fighting with insurance to cover my antidepressants. Meanwhile, I could buy an AR-15 in under an hour. I could buy one years before I buy beer. Something is wrong here. #GunReformNow

[Tim Minchin @timminchin]

Watching seemingly reasonably intelligent pro-gun Americans just twist themselves in knots to deny the correlation between gun prevalence and mass shootings is a morbid masterclass in motivated reasoning.

[Sarah Grossberg @artsarah23]

“To defend oneself against a fear is simply to insure that one will, one day, be conquered by it; fears must be faced.” James Baldwin

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

2016: After the election it will be interesting to see how the Clinton administration allocates funds for its free in-state college tuition program.

2018: The President told a porn star he hopes all the sharks die.

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

did you ever TOTALLY misunderstand a song? i spent my whole life until about the age of 30 thinking the lyrics of “born in the USA” were pro-america nationalist drivel. then someone explained. i still feel like i owe The Boss an apology.

[mimi smartypants @mimismartypants]

The part of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum & the uterus is sometimes called the Douglas pouch (James Douglas, doctor in the 1700s). Can you imagine getting something named after you and it's a "pouch."