Art Sturdevant

Servers are bullshit (tm). Focused on security and serverless tools.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@cupajoe24 And just like that, you’re head of Product at Twitter.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@snipeyhead Congratulations! 🍾

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

Just joined my oven to our Wi-Fi network. I’m excited to find out which botnet makes the best mac and cheese.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@1800HANSONS It turns out - this is not as much a thing as you’d like to think.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

Dear @1800HANSONS, it’s been two years. Do you think you could finish my 2020 siding job? We’ve called, we chatted, you’ve sent people out, we resided the entire house - the problems remain.

How do we fix this?!?

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@simplenomad I hope you’re feeling better soon. I’m glad your sense of humor hasn’t been affected.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@sedward5 And you're sure you're not in this situation?

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

With #Blackhat and #Defcon coming up I thought it might be fun to share a socially distant coffee with anyone that wants to chat about #infosec. Particularly if you're just starting out or trying to get into it. Shoot me a message and we'll try to schedule something.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

One of the best engineers I ever hired almost didn’t get the job because, although he was clearly brilliant, he didn’t answer the questions the way I thought he should. A co-worker convinced me I was being silly and I took a chance. I would 10/10 hire that person again.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

1000% this!

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@sedward5 @firetoole We paid extra money to get that best-in-class functionality. Totally worth the money though to hear you shout, "I'm going mobile" every time you attempted to disconnect the keyboard. Followed by the exasperated sigh when the Surface Book inevitably crashed. Good Times.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

Living the dream!

[James Barclay @futureimperfect]

So I’m thrilled to announce that I was recently promoted to Staff Engineer, which means that it’s time for me to stop questioning whether we should write code and start suggesting that we delete it instead. ✂️👨‍💻✂️

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: William Barr will step down as attorney general before Christmas, President Trump says.
https://t.co/gXpHcWrgzf

[Censys @censysio]

.@Reuters @nytimes @washingtonpost Using TLS certs to fingerprint hosts, as of today at 3:58pm ET, we were able to identify 930 active hosts associated with #solarwinds with an Internet-wide scan.

⚠️ Is this you? ⚠️

See #dhs emergency directive to fix!
https://t.co/Am5Aj3YKas

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

Hey big guy... maybe it's time to let this one go. Remember, sore losers don't get orange slices after the game.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE, but remember, I only think in terms of legal votes, not all of the fake voters and fraud that miraculously floated in from everywhere! What a disgrace!

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

To be fair, it was at the forefront of the current administration too. I assume you mean it won't be under constant attack. That sounds nice 💕.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Science will always be at the forefront of my administration.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

.@GovWhitmer my wife and I would like to nominate t-swift’s “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” as the official theme song for meetings with state republicans like @SenMikeShirkey.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@sedward5 I decided to follow him today. I’m making popcorn right now. This is a meltdown I intend to watch.

[Art Sturdevant @artsturdevant]

@twiedenbein Here I was thinking this was a very “could go either way on him” response.