Mike Toole

I do security for security people.
My thoughts are an unfortunate consequence of my brain, and liability is not shared by any external entities.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You and Jeff should just get it over with and kiss already!

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@AccidentalCISO People who never fail become entitled jerks.

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@AccidentalCISO I love playing risk, you gotta go after Urkutsk.

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@robertgraham "Next Gen" Firewalls.
But really only in the marketing sense, you still basically trust the network and devices.

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I solved the #ivanti problem.
https://t.co/NLffkMZkQD

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@InfoSystir @SwiftOnSecurity @Nick_Barnes Some random dude called me out of the blue wanting to buy my side yard to build a pole barn for his boat. 😂

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@AccidentalCISO We can talk about security more during the procurement phase.

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@AccidentalCISO I am Jack's cancer upon tasks.

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@Andrew___Morris Always check the fingers... ALWAYS!

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@AccidentalCISO Run your own servers? In this economy? 💪

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I know I have made it, when I'm sitting in the lounge at a conference (@GrrCON ) doing expense reports.
At least our app has dark mode so I can keep some street cred.

[Mike Toole @firetoole]

@AccidentalCISO Keys freely roaming
Convenience yet danger lurks
Hackers seek Okta.

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@AccidentalCISO Congratulations 🎉
Accidental influencer.

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@MichaelToole @miketoole @profmiketoole @michaeltooleart @TooleWBZ I also have a bunch of bsky invites.

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@MichaelToole @miketoole @profmiketoole @michaeltooleart @TooleWBZ We are legion.

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@I_CAN_COMPUTER @GrrCON Hmm a sticker geocache...

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@sedward5 @mondaydotcom Don't tell Garfield.

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@GossiTheDog How dare you question the invisible free market hand of buzzwords!

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@troyhunt Lambda or cloud functions do that well.

[Mike Toole @firetoole]

@sedward5 @jamietomasello @TheSweetKat The best part about being in infosec, oh oh oh.