Allison Russo

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

I’m not okay with the fact that I’ve seen sooo many Garth Brooks posts and very few Chili Peppers posts..

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Been watching a show for hours where people determine whether something is made of cake or not…why am I this way

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

@cmire28 Did you at least get eggs?

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Coach Carter is back on Netflix #blessed

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

@SSwiber I knew what I was doing 😜

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

I no longer need a sugar daddy… I need a gas daddy…#fillmeup

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

@BreCourt98 When you ask them what they would do with a pot of gold they are more concerned about the pot and not the actual money… “I’d bring the pot to my mom”

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Oh also…there’s always that one kid who thinks St. Patrick’s day is about Patrick from SpongeBob and I’m here for it.

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

If only other people laughed at me as much as I laugh at myself…..

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Me- I need to stop watching so much trash TV…
Also me- ooo Indian matchmaking..

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

I have successfully identified Scout vs Violet 3 times in a row… if you know you know

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

@Dav1Brown You make it to their bedroom? Wow

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

You know you’re in south Louisiana when there’s a cop directing traffic at the crawfish drive thru joint on Valentine’s Day

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Am I seriously crying over people falling in love in pods???? #LoveIsBlind Rock bottom… is that you???

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

@Dav1Brown It’s the same

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

“Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy” is stuck in my head 24/7

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

The Kia Soul next to me at the red light was just blaring “what’s your fantasy” by ludacris at 7:30 am…with a bumper sticker that said “finally a red head with a soul” what a baddy

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

Who just went through the car wash in her brand new car with the driver door not all the way shut???? This girl

[Allison Russo @arusso92]

I’ve been chugging Emergen-C like it’s a mind eraser every night… r.I.p. Rene’s